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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jul 16, 2023 at 9:10 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Got the new tires mounted up last night, noticed my trans check plug was wet. I usually won't bother buying new crush washers when I do a drain and fill, until now..
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Ya if I lived where u did, I would have my Toyota and EV as a cruiser- no doubt there.
    I was the same. 5-10 mins before when possible. I always took really good care of my engines/vehicles. Sometimes drove it like I stole it, but not all the time
     
  3. Jul 16, 2023 at 9:17 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Now hes learning how to put it back together (terminal became disconnected on a 12v)

     
  4. Jul 16, 2023 at 9:40 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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  5. Jul 16, 2023 at 9:55 AM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    Need some rain?

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  6. Jul 16, 2023 at 9:55 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    High supervision... If he doesn't know what the retaining washers are on the front wheel and forgets (or doesn't know how) to install them correctly, then decides to pull the front wheel off the ground as he's jumping a curb, he could lose the wheel and get thrown over the handlebars face first onto the concrete, breaking his teeth and having to undergo several painful dental surgeries, including having to get an implant 45 years later.

    Not that he's messing with the wheels...
     
  7. Jul 16, 2023 at 10:00 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Yep. This is just some plastic housing with bolts / screws as a cable came off the terminal
     
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  8. Jul 16, 2023 at 10:02 AM
    T-Rex266

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  9. Jul 16, 2023 at 11:08 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    If you live anywhere other than Japan and see Japanese beetles, kill them. Actually, if you see them in Japan, kill them.
    The Peruvian ground cherries have taken off and covered twice the ground as last week.
    I noticed a bunch of beetles hanging out on/near them and they turned out to be Japanese beetles. Like mosquitoes, fleas, most humans, etc, they serve no purpose and just consume/destroy stuff. They say to spray them with diluted dish soap and it suffocates them. I busted out the big guns and it kills them within a few minutes.
    I also noticed another little beetle. Looked it up and it's a 3 striped potato beetle. It likes tomato plants, potato plants, nightshade and tomatillo plants, which are related to the ones I have. Sprayed those little fuckers too. Not only are they eating the plants, they're having little beetle orgies all over them. Not on my watch.
    Anyway, I'm gonna cut away all the rest of the shit growing along the fence, keep killing the beetles and let this batch go to town. It looks like there'll be a lot of fruit.
    I'll wait till fall and just dig up root stock to move to the new house. I don't want to take any of the plant itself and risk moving bugs or bug babies.
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  10. Jul 16, 2023 at 11:35 AM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    Wait what!? It’s running for seconds per station? Mine are running like 40-50 minutes per station every other day right now.
     
  11. Jul 16, 2023 at 11:42 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    That was today when I set it up during the test station. Tomorrow will be much longer (especially as it’ll be 100* out)

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  12. Jul 16, 2023 at 11:43 AM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    :thumbsup:
     
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  13. Jul 16, 2023 at 12:10 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Look at you embracing technology :thumbsup:
     
  14. Jul 16, 2023 at 12:13 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    You leave my sex robot out of this! She's real to me, dammit! :angrygirl:
     
  15. Jul 16, 2023 at 12:15 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I think we need to add another option to the poll for this thread:

    Tundras Live... and here's why my day is crap!!! :crapstorm:


    Sorry for quoting you RS, it's not just you... :anonymous:


    Thank God for LarryD though, he keeps the scales balanced for us!!!!
     
  16. Jul 16, 2023 at 12:20 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    That's something I really enjoy about the '08. I could be laying on the roof, stick my arm in through the sunroof, pop the key in the ignition, turn it, and vroooom; no press the brake, no push the button, no beeping cuz I opened a freakin' door, no beeping cuz I'm stepping out of the truck after I just turned it off, no beeping cuz the key is in the wrong pocket, no beeping cuz the faux leather of my satchel that was acquired from Target won't allow the vehicle to recognize the fob, etc....
     
  17. Jul 16, 2023 at 12:20 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :devil:

    ...but seriously though, this is truth!!!!
     
  18. Jul 16, 2023 at 12:22 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    This is freakin' ridiculous and why we are all going soft :frusty:
     
  19. Jul 16, 2023 at 12:24 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I thought 2019 was the start of that mess :notsure:
     
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    GODZILLA

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    Going soft is usually due to age. They have little blue pills for ya! :devil:
     
  21. Jul 16, 2023 at 12:25 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    ...and more reason to tell everyone in the area that there's not enough electricity to power there homes today :crapstorm:
     
  22. Jul 16, 2023 at 12:33 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Sounds like you need to share a traumatic childhood experience w/us....

    :popcorn:
     
  23. Jul 16, 2023 at 12:35 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Oh she's real; just requires a different kinda lube than you're used to :laugh:
     
  24. Jul 16, 2023 at 12:37 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    I use Neem oil. Hate those bastards.
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  26. Jul 16, 2023 at 1:03 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    The temperature isn't too bad, but the 79F dew point is killer.
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  27. Jul 16, 2023 at 1:04 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
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    o_O

     
  29. Jul 16, 2023 at 1:43 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    After you throw the PitVipers on and crack a White Claw with one hand.
    :burnrubber:
     
  30. Jul 16, 2023 at 1:43 PM
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    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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