Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Coffee till 9, water for the rest of the day with a Liquid IV or two throughout.

 

Life, that’s what it’s for!
I gave up sodas and other bullshit energy drinks like 6-7 years ago, never felt more or less better….. hahaha
It’s to hot here to not drink water during the day/work hours.
Last camping trip, I drank way too many vacation beers and got super dehydrated, I was ashamed but knew I needed more water.

 

No, what is an Eegees ya goofball

 

Overrated snow cones

 

He buys them at Target too.

 

A couple of cups in the morning and then another with lunch to get me through the afternoon!

 

Damn, that’s cold, or maybe slushy……

 

It’s a hometown staple, that’s been sold off at least 5 times now I believe(one of the guys at the parts house used to work for the OG family, and all kinds of good juice!!)
It’s not a slushy, it’s not a gelato, it’s some where in between? But they have flavors of the month, and July is watermelon; hands down the best flavor. But you can also get the lemon mixed with tea which is also killer. They have party packs and 3’ subs as well. This mixture also works VERY well with alcohol……….
Their subs suck now and I hate myself everytime I get one hoping it will be better

 

This was my first thought

 

As a lifeguard, we had one or two everyday. And the slip and slide after hours usually had mixed drinks with it.

 

Yikes.... I almost fired back w/what would have been meant to be a funny, but it was going super dark; glad I was able to abort

 

Vodka looks like water

 

yep love my top window

 

You probably have auto headlights too ya snob

 

Rookies.

 

ya but I must have some Canukastan in me. I always have my headlights on
Auto lights turn off about 1 minute after shutting down the truck
Lights in the on position turn off about 5 minutes after shutting down the truck. I usually keep my headlights in the on position

 

Nope. Had those at work. Both of them ended up broken. One died and the other got moved to the greenhouse and is still going.

 

If I had to choose one, yep.

 

Is that kinda like saying cat shit is better than dog shit?

 

I was a big G&R fan,....when I was 14.
As an adult, I don't enjoy their music at all. However, I've come to realize/appreciate that Slash is an amazing guitarist.
If the world ended and I could only salvage one box set of albums from the rumble and those were my 2 choices, I guess I would prefer it was the chili peppers.
But of all the music I could get stuck with, those 2 choices are like asking if I'd prefer an infected leg wound or diarrhea.

 

So, for all my talk of sleeping good the last few days, last night was not a good night. I went to bed a little later than my ideal time, but no biggie. I was planning to ride the bike to work because we've been having nice weather this week, but apparently the thought of that was too exciting. I kept waking up afraid I was sleeping through my alarms and wouldn't have time to get my gear on and warm up the bike before I had to be to work, and that effed my sleep enough that I actually slept through my first couple alarms and didn't have time to get my gear on and warm up the bike. Drove the Taco to work, but still made it about 10 minutes before my shift started.