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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jun 28, 2023 at 6:47 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Slept like shit.

    Hope one of you got some good rest.
     
  2. Jun 28, 2023 at 7:38 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I'll rest when I'm dead!
    Now get off my lawn!
     
  3. Jun 28, 2023 at 8:56 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Almost 7 hours, I'll take it. :hattip:
     
  4. Jun 28, 2023 at 10:01 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Might be buying a set of almost brand new tires from my buddy that's selling his truck back to Ram.
    His loss, my gain! :smokertransformer:
     
  5. Jun 28, 2023 at 10:03 AM
    SwitchThrottle

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    What's the back story on his dodgy situation?
     
  6. Jun 28, 2023 at 10:17 AM
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    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    What tires/size?!
     
  7. Jun 28, 2023 at 10:44 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Cams, lifters and turbo all took a shit. Been in the shop for months with the cab off/on twice.
    Identical to what I've got now.
    275/70's
    Goodyear ultraterrain
     
  8. Jun 28, 2023 at 10:54 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I don't have Fridays anymore :(
     
  9. Jun 28, 2023 at 10:54 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Cummins or EcoDiesel?
     
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  10. Jun 28, 2023 at 10:54 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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  11. Jun 28, 2023 at 11:04 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Speaking of:
    I have a legit question,
    What happens when you have to shit or piss on one of these 10hr trips?
    Between all this talk of this latest fiasco and that long documentary on the Victor Vescovo sub I watched, I've never heard a single word mentioned about how they work around this.
     
  12. Jun 28, 2023 at 11:05 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    '22 Cummins, low miles
     
  13. Jun 28, 2023 at 11:24 AM
    RichterScale

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    Depends?
     
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    They had a camp toilet and a privacy shade at the front. Only the fish could see you shit, but everyone else could hear and smell it.
     
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  16. Jun 28, 2023 at 1:07 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I'd make it about an hour in and I guarantee they'd instantly drop every weight and thrusters on full to get back topside.
     
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    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I mean, what do they serve for breakfast before heading down into the abyss? This is important information. Y'all know I'm gluten free, and it's not just for my own sake. God save the poor souls that live anywhere near me after I've had a normal slice of pizza or biscuits and gravy. It melts faces. It's coming for you about 40 minutes after the last bite, too.
     
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    Of course the 17" Griddle with a case is sold out when they have a holiday sale. :annoyed:

    Emailed asking for a raincheck on the price.
     
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    Son of a :annoyed:
     
  20. Jun 28, 2023 at 1:28 PM
    RichterScale

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    I mentioned it to someone at work today and they said they think they go on some special diet for a while before the trip.
    Yeah,.....I'd have chocolate cake and spare ribs, washed down with a draft beer for breakfast. :cool:
     
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    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    For my birthday 2 years ago I had a monster slice of ice cream cake and a hard cider for breakfast lol
     
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    Three years ago I had black coffee in a stolen free coffee with meals mug.
    :anonymous:
     
  23. Jun 28, 2023 at 1:48 PM
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    Joined today but I think is trying to get to 50 based on posts
     
  25. Jun 28, 2023 at 1:59 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Yep. Sure looks like it.
    Just 44 more to go!
     
  26. Jun 28, 2023 at 2:06 PM
    T-Rex266

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    30 days too I believe. I’ll spam when he tries
     
  27. Jun 28, 2023 at 2:07 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Not trying very hard, that's for sure.
     
  28. Jun 28, 2023 at 2:12 PM
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    9 days off :headbang:
     
  29. Jun 28, 2023 at 2:25 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Where's the Mac n cheese thread? Was that in here?
    Anyway, we had dogs and potato salad for dinner. Wife made a pot of box Mac n cheese for herself and passed on the p salad. I went in for seconds and said, wtf, I'll have a few scoops of this shit. It didn't look well mixed and when I stuck the spoon in, it was all dry and sticky. So grabbed a little butter and mixed it in. I asked how much butter she used and she said, oh, I never use butter or milk. I just use the powder and throw 2 slices of cheese in.
    ......wtf!!??
    What kind of animal.........
    I have to get a divorce.
    8 yrs and I never knew this kind of shit went on in my kitchen.
     
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    But if it was Kraft sliced cheese, that's basically plastic which is made from oil which is similar to butter....:notsure:

    How much will you lose after 8 years? I think the cutoff was 7...so probably everything unless you can convince the judge that anyone serving you kraft mac-n-cheese is basically attempting murder...

    :stirthepot:
     

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