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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jun 24, 2023 at 11:43 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    What is ASC :notsure:
     
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  2. Jun 24, 2023 at 11:45 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Why's it gotta be 'white' sugar :mad:
     
  3. Jun 24, 2023 at 11:47 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Seems like you are missing acid; maybe hit it w/a spritz of lime juice right after it comes out :muscleflexing:
     
  4. Jun 24, 2023 at 1:09 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    How do I answer that in a humorous manner but still without catching a ban...:monocle:
     
  5. Jun 24, 2023 at 1:09 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    A little bit of lemon juice works too.
     
  6. Jun 24, 2023 at 1:31 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Works great for saggy nut sack syndrome too.
    Just splash it on like aftershave.
     
  7. Jun 24, 2023 at 3:04 PM
    Randy Morton

    Randy Morton Life takes its toll, please have exact change.

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    What? No mayo?
     
  8. Jun 24, 2023 at 3:05 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    No.
     
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  9. Jun 24, 2023 at 4:42 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Well, the new windshield leaks horribly. It appeared they did a fantastic job but obviously that was not the case so now I get to test and see how well they stand behind their work.
     
  10. Jun 24, 2023 at 4:44 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Wow....never heard of that happening. What company did you use?
     
  11. Jun 24, 2023 at 4:48 PM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    I support this. Idaho is empty. No one come.
     
  12. Jun 24, 2023 at 4:49 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    It was through Safelite. We got our first heavy rain since my windshield was replaced last night and when I came out to my truck I had a puddle on my floor mat. When I got home from work today I had my dad spray the windshield with the hose and when he sprayed the top right a little drop of water immediately fell off of the grab handle and then the passenger floor flooded. First impressions were outstanding. My truck was literally the same as when it went in, no extra dings, scratches, smudges, grease, etc. They transferred over two state park passes from the old windshield to the new windshield which I didn't expect them to do and must have been difficult and was much appreciated. They also properly calibrated the TSS stuff and were friendly throughout the entire process. Obviously somebody messed up or something went wrong, which unfortunately happens sometimes. Now it's all about how they handle it.
     
  13. Jun 24, 2023 at 4:53 PM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    Ugh that sucks and also makes me nervous all at the same time. Safelite did mine a few months ago and has been solid.
     
  14. Jun 24, 2023 at 4:55 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Yeah... Really wish I would have trusted my gut and took a different route home that day lol
     
  15. Jun 24, 2023 at 4:58 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    What about rice wine vinegar :notsure: (acid w/a 'tang') :D
     
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  16. Jun 24, 2023 at 4:59 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
    This is what happens to your cabin air filter when the moron that designed your house vents the dryer vent into the garage, right in front of where you park your truck. Took me forever to blow out and pick out lint.


    20230624_122745.jpg
     
  17. Jun 24, 2023 at 5:08 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    You know damn well that's from the fuzzy slippers you drive around in.
     
  18. Jun 24, 2023 at 5:14 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    No, those are pink.
     
  19. Jun 24, 2023 at 5:36 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Sucks man.
    Dreading the day I need a replacement.
    Also I've heard the glass quality everyone has is inferior to OEM Yota glass.
     
  20. Jun 24, 2023 at 5:48 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Almost went with the wife and daughter to the lake today to paddle board; I’m glad I didn’t. Allergies started kicking from being outside for just a few minutes. The lake would have been miserable.
     
  21. Jun 24, 2023 at 5:55 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    You need to have a little chat with your sinuses, tell them who runs the show. :D
     
  22. Jun 24, 2023 at 6:01 PM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    Snort some whisky. I’m sure that will kill everything in those sinuses. ;)
     
  23. Jun 24, 2023 at 6:05 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Tundras-live-snorting-whiskey?
     
  24. Jun 24, 2023 at 6:09 PM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    Better than this title that I still don’t fully understand.
     
  25. Jun 24, 2023 at 6:15 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    You sure you don't have Critters? :infantry:
     
  26. Jun 24, 2023 at 6:26 PM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    Trade it in
     
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    He’s already got an appt lined up to get a trade in value
     
  28. Jun 24, 2023 at 6:40 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    While I have in the past had a few mice in the garage that have been executed in my little electric trap, I see no evidence of them in the truck. No poop or anything.
     
  29. Jun 24, 2023 at 6:57 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Windshields don't have to cure indoors for a period of time any more?
     
  30. Jun 24, 2023 at 7:03 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Sorry, I could have phrased that better. It was the first rain since my windshield was replaced, but it was replaced quite some time ago now so it had plenty of time to cure. Plus (have no idea if this is true or not) he said it was okay if it got rained on right away that same day, he just said no automatic car washes for a little while
     

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