Guys, what cologne do you wear?

All I know is this relatively new culture of germophobia, in conjunction with not being able to function without synthetic pharmaceuticals,.....humans won't have immune systems in the not too distant future.
If it's not an asteroid or supervolcano, we'll do it ourselves.

 

Also, if you're worried about germs and yucky stuff,.....but you don't wash your hands BEFORE you touch your genitals,....after walking into a community bathroom at work or in public,.....
Yeah,....here's your sign.....

 

Minimal touching of the junk and standing close enough to the urinal will help alleviate that problem so long as you don’t piss on the rim of the urinal and keep it contained to the urinal cake.

 

All I'm saying is, I handle my junk a lot.
I mean,...a LOT.
So, I try to keep my hands clean.

 

Maybe cologne for your junk? Kill two birds with one stone. Disinfect and smell nice.

 

Let us know how it pans out when you coat your dick in Paco Rabanne. I reckon you'll be needing some tissue for your eyes.

 

Shirt or back of hand. Most public bathrooms avoid using round knobs, so that makes it easier.

 

Yeah brut is absolutely everywhere, it's been around like 80 years

 

A touch of powder for the C&B sprinkled in the panties..

 

Who would have guessed the guy asking about other men’s cologne also turned out to be the fun police?

 

Derailing threads is this forum's specialty...

 

Here is my list of scents
1) Savauge ( however you spell that shit)
2)Chanel Platinum
3)Chanel Blu
4) Abercrombie Fierce
5) Louis Vitton Metorite
6) Carolina Herrera 212
7) Carolina Herrera Bad boy
8) Gucci Guilty
9) Boss several editions
10)Cartier several editions
11) Halloween
12) Creed

guys at work tell me I smell like date rape….

and for car scent either Yankee Candle Macintosh or the leather scent from Chemical guys leather conditioner and Macguiers plastic cleaner.

 

Probably a go-to for those living in humid environments getting swamp balls.

 

If Florida counts as a qualifier then I'd have to say that coconut oil worked a dang sight better than powders!

 

I like to have swamp balls, great lubricant!! My balls don’t chaff on my legs, keeps things running smooth. That smell!! Eau de le hombre!!

 

Do they make cologne suppositories?

 

PS>>> Can you include some pics of your toes in the background (I know a guy that doesn't get around much @TaquitoBandito )

 

He has a foot fetish?

 

Can I use my junk to open the door???

 

Foot fetish?
I mean, 12", sure.
But I don't use it as a rule.
Or a foot, for that matter.

 

Are we talking about a pair of white cotton panties

 

I would think a high humid environment w/powder would be bad choice; kinda like mixing up a nice roux and stuffing it in your pants

 

With a brown racing stripe.

Exactly why I stopped using it..
Besides my wife told me I'd get cervical cancer..

 

I exit through the window. Much more hygenic.

 

Azblue….you probably get some great ideas here in this thread for your jury selection day! Just saying

 

Oh hell no. You start a shit post thread you own it.

 

I hate to break it to you, but having just spent 2 weeks in the UK, I saw TONS of it over there as well. I'd say I saw a bit more hand-washing to be fair, but not tons more.