Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Apparently my brother gave two weeks' notice at his job today.

 

On to bigger and better things I hope.

 

He's thinking to try to get into a trade. Not enjoying the type of work he's been able to find as an engineer.

 

If he's got the ambition to do it, HVAC, Plumbing, and Electric are solid ways to make a living.

 

https://youtube.com/shorts/IDWULId54Vg?feature=share

 

My motivation is all gone. I just want to go home and go to bed.

 

Why is a Dr. making pizza???

 

He has a PhD. Pizza Heating Degree.

 

that's pretty cleaver actually; too early for me to be that witty

 

I'm bored at work. I need to amuse myself somehow.

 

Make a coworker some hobbles like they use for horses. Pick somebody's steel toe boots at random and welt a piece of all thread between them.

 

I'm not welding for work anymore. I ride a desk now.

 

I must've missed that. Congrats on your promotion. My condolences on your loss.

 

It's been a couple years now. LOL. Sometimes I miss the tools but more than double the pay and the ludicrous amount of time off is worth it.

It's just a short term contract for another year and a half though, so we'll see what happens after that.

 

Weld two co-workers desks together?

 

I've stolen the hole punch and hidden it so only I get to use it. Close enough?

 

If it's an adjustable 3 hole punch you can always move the middle punch about a half and inch. Then sit back and watch the fun.

I once had a co-worker whose desk had to be arranged just so. I came in early one day and reversed everything making it a mirror image of what it was. She was not amused. Everyone else in the area, however, was.

 

If you get really bored...

 

These can be quite entertaining and triggering for some people to lose the $hit


AnnoyingPCB - The Prank Device That Won’t Stop Beeping for 3 Years

 

Well, the hole punch I stole is a high end, metal, heavy duty thing. The one they replaced it with on the admin table is some cheapass plastic piece of junk. It's fun watching people struggle to get through more than 3 sheets at a time.

I might need to try this.

We did that to one of the electrical team guys. Drove him batshit insane.

 

Any coworkers have a leg or an eye you can tell them you need to complete a project?

 

Unfortunately no.

 

Same.
Other than my wife and kids I can only handle small doses.

 

Yup. This was several days, and they were staying at the house. I don't feel like I had days off on top of not sleeping. Hoping to go home and die after work. I could use a 10 hour nap.