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Outbound's 10,000th Post Fever Dream and Bullshittery Extravaganza

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  1. Jun 12, 2023 at 8:08 PM
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  2. Jun 12, 2023 at 8:11 PM
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    Alrighty. My neighbors are kicking me out. Something about them having to work for a living. Blah, blah.



    Ya'll have a good night.
     
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  3. Jun 12, 2023 at 8:46 PM
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    Maple syrup and some whiskey is pretty damn good. Just saying.
     
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  4. Jun 12, 2023 at 8:50 PM
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Never in the same cup though :thumbsup:
     
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  5. Jun 12, 2023 at 9:01 PM
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    :anonymous:
     
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  6. Jun 12, 2023 at 9:21 PM
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    DJenerated Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads!

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    Wait ... Why not? That sounded damn good
     
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    If you get the "good stuff"...it is.
     
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  8. Jun 13, 2023 at 1:14 AM
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    I know someone who has a laser engraver that will engrave on chocolate.
     
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  9. Jun 13, 2023 at 4:02 AM
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    Maple whiskey bacon pancakes?
     
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  10. Jun 13, 2023 at 4:12 AM
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    I like where this is going....
     
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  11. Jun 13, 2023 at 4:14 AM
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  12. Jun 13, 2023 at 4:59 AM
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    Don't fall for that. She'll get her chocolate and you'll get nothing.
     
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  13. Jun 13, 2023 at 6:29 AM
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  14. Jun 13, 2023 at 6:30 AM
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    The laser doesn't melt the chocolate? That's neat.

    With bacon.

    Exactly. I was born at night, but not last night.
     
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  15. Jun 13, 2023 at 6:31 AM
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    Rogers chocolates or bust
     
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    Never tried them. I actually go for Lindt, Lindor or Ferrero Rocher the rare time I buy chocolate.
     
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    to be continued...
    Wonder how they are with raccoons.....:notsure:
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    Settle. Da fuk. Down
    So what you're saying is; an open-toed shoe is the only thing that'll get her on board, huh? Who's really making these demands bud?
    Canada has nukes? Hope you guys didn't order them off of Wish.
     
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    You’re doing it wrong.
     
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  20. Jun 13, 2023 at 7:38 AM
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    Tell my wife the next time you talk to her.

    Wait a minute…
     
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    Would their name happen to sound a lot like “War Machine”?
     
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    The best I’ve had is Gudrun. They have them at Costco around the major greeting card holidays.
     
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    No. I don’t have a laser engraver for chocolate or anything else. :(
     
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    Disagree, but send me a box anyways.

    I'll keep an eye out for them.
     
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    Don’t frown! I’m gonna go start a GoFundMe right now.
     
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    For what?
     
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    He may have missed the Announcement. I think it’s still Fiesta season down in San Antonio.
     
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    Are there tacos?
    I remember the time I lost my mind too. Thankfully, I recovered.
     
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