Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Ok, so i thought you were making up the whole johnny sinns name.... Although he's definitely in better shape than RJ, he's also too old to be my son.

He does look a lot like the partial pics we've seen of @T-Rex266 though, and I'd assume they are about the same age

 

Did you only to T&F or were you a multi sports kid?
I did swimming and T&F, didn’t take either to seriously, especially towards the end, but swimming I kept getting stuck doing long distance, I hated it, but for some reason I was good at it. I remember the day my coach made me do the 500(not super long distance but more than I wanted to swim) and the kid next to me at the blocks was like “hey what’s your time?” I was like huh? I’ve never swam this event before? Somehow I smoked him by a 100yds……….. I still gave him a hand shake at the end.


My sister swam to, but football reigned king at our high school, not sure why, but one day the football team traded practice with the Swim team……. Supposedly the swim kids killed it doing the football practice, the football kids were drowning.
Every home swim meet after, the football coach would come to our meets, and stay the entire time. Legend!!! Vern freedly

 

So you’ll be busy for a few nights is what your saying

 

I don’t owe you money for this, do I?

 

Hahahah
Also, there was this chick on the swim team, I definitely latched onto her like a barnacle and peed on her, it ended up being this ridiculous yellow cloud that we couldn’t escape………
Years and years later, she’s the mother of my amazing boys………… we still laugh about that day.

 

I knew you, being a romantic, would enjoy that! True story

 

It took time to get to that point in the relationship……

 

You don’t HAVE to do anything…

 

Scope out some of the hiking trails, usually some nice ones, so at least you know they can handle some sort of outdoor activities. Always groups of ladies when we backpack, and one of them always has a look on their face…… or sometimes all of them have that same look on their face, soooo hopefully you have some survival skills ready to dish out. I usually have my son with me, but sometimes I feel like that makes them more excited.

or start checking out photo exhibits, I always had fun and met interesting people ogling over cool photos, go to a banif film festival for Pete sake!

 

Definitely.

 

Had a next door neighbor once whose little yip-yip dog used to bark at the 45 wind chimes she kept in her back yard. All of this was as close as it could be to my office desk.

 

I did it for my son. He didn't make the state tournament, but he did ribbon every time he threw.

 

First step is not calling them lady friends

 

You're going to either find the perfect person at the race track sipping white claws from a can; or you'll be out deep in the woods one day, run into a super hot chick that will ask you if you'd like to photograph her; the next thing you know, she'll be naked, bent over a fallen tree stump making eye contact with you... Just FYI>> she may not be the one you want to take home to your mother

 

They are out there... just be patient