Toyomafia - The Clubhouse. 151.880

That brand gummies are the bomb.

 

Didn't know they sold Karbach outside of Texas. Good to see it's catching on

 

And you drove right by and didn't visit.

 

I fucked up yesterday afternoon…


Wife said her phone wouldn’t work in the car, so I fixed that immediately after she got home from grocery shopping… then proceeded to bring the groceries inside, etc, etc… then, ya know go about our day.
Left the key on ACC the whole time, until this morning when wifey went to go on a target run (maybe a blessing in disguise)

That car was dead, dead. Had to pop the tab and push down the release just to move the shifter.

Whoooops!

It’s grainy, but here’s proof. I fucked up.





On a positive note.. she never went to target…






...she placed the order online instead.

 

Goodness... initially I thought you hit her head on in the driveway. Glad it was a relatively minor mishap all things considered

 

Imagine if you delivered the order tomorrow.

 

That was at least 20 years ago. And I flew. If i knew you then I would have become a pest

 

thank god I don’t deliver here!

 

I'm pretty sure you're gonna want to walk up to next time and offer some food

or maybe scratches on its back!!! Here kittty, kitty, kitty!!!!!

 

Aren't they all

 

I really like the nail polish on your other hand; it's subtle.... did you do your toes too??? Asking for a friend

 

Reminds me of poison dart frogs

 

I've had it before. Saw it at the gas station I was buying some shiners at and picked it up. It was between that and the Crawford

 

I lost a hand in the Army and they transplanted it with a Woman's hand. It's my favorite and I like to keep it soft and pretty.

 

A whole new meaning to Rosie Palm

 

The Crawford is great

 

Is that the one you use for... you know... stuff????

 

Agreed. I'll get it once in a while. I try to keep changing it up. I honestly buy more beers from other places than the ones brewed 15-20 mins from my house. They're in less places tho, so I don't see them often.

 

Miss Michigan... and sometimes Miss U.P. gets in on the action.

 

I don't understand how you are able to get such a great internet connection in your maximum security prison cell.

 

Federal Time is different than State

 

@ProfessionalHandModel would have had great tips for you. RIP PHM.

 

It's all about who owes you favors

 

Next time you get your nails done, you need to put some mini TM MurderCru slaps on em (white background of course)

 

So were they just out of left hands at the time? Or you're right-handed and saw a chance to become ambidextrous?

 

Dude.... your attention to detail is astounding