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WTF

 

Very nice, but next time at least take your shoes and socks off so we can see your toes

 

We have two mice in our yard. Wife won't let me put out traps, haven't seen the two neighbourhood outdoor cats lately and apparently our terrier isn't much of a hunter so I guess we're stuck with them.

 

Mix peanut butter and baking soda, non lethal to other animals

 

But they could still get noses or fingers stuck in the trap.

 

No trap needed, just put that mixture out

 

I'm assuming this photo of you was during some of your 'darker' times in life

 

you see two mice in your yard. they have plenty of friends.
Mouse Math – How Fast Do Mice Multiply? - Madsen Pest Management

 

No chit!? I need to try this. Tried evey trap I can buy on Amazon

 

Hahaha I don’t know, I was watching something recently, and that’s what they said to do, supposedly rats can’t burp or fart? I could still see it being harmful to some animals, but I think if your dog ate it on accident, you’d just have an overly gassy dog and that’s it.
We’ve got a friend who’s lab has been antifreeze poisoned at least twice by the dick head neighbor.

 

I would antifreeze poison the dickhead neighbour...

 

Hell yeah

 

So are they just suppose to eat it and go....



...sounds a little messy

 

Yeah that MF'r would end up as a 2 for 1 buffet at a pig farm!

 

Yeah I don’t know what the holdup is. They put up cameras but I think it happened the 2nd time even after that. Hahah they won’t tell me where they live

 

I'd get rid of the damn cameras and just handle it...

 

I'll try to get a pic to show you.

 

Check out diypestcontrol.com
The guy that does our termite treatment recommended it to me. I've got three bait boxes and use Contract Blox, the same stuff he uses for commercial applications. No more rats. Plus its safe around pets, something about vitamin K.

 

So funny story. My mom lends her friend a have a heart trap for mice. What does she do when she catches them? Drowns them in a bucket of water.

The snap your neck/face/back traps are more humane.

 

Are glue traps humane?

 

My cousins and I popped mice in the grain elevators with .22LR birdshot rounds.

 

I don't know; let's grab a sheet of plywood and coat it w/superglue and drop someone naked on the thing and see what they think

...just kidding screw mice

 

Lol, yeah I have about .0001% compassion for mice

 

Dunno, but that’s my next plan if the other stuff above doesn’t work.

I’ve got one fat rat that I think can do calculus…he’s my mission

 

Some of my best smoking in a long time…

 

Nope. Doesn’t work

 

Hell yeah! Nice smoke ring and bark, woof!