1st Gen. Lunch Table - General Discussion

Saw this on Faysboo. Looks so close to tipping...

 

I wouldn't even want to get out of the driver's side, talk about blowing out your door check and related sheet metal...

 

Oh, yeah, that'd suck. Challenging to anchor with a second truck at the opposite end because, yeah. Did this get resolved, or was it posted mid-drama?

 

I like my turkeys like I like my women. Wild, 101, with ice.

Why does it feel like Monday today?

 

Amusing thinking of all the ways to recover it. It was recovered by a professional company in AZ, https://arizona4x4offroadrecovery.com/

 

I'd probably want to strap from a framerail to something heavy toward the passenger side - tree, or another vehicle. Keep it from rolling, adds something to radius/pivot off.

Then pull from the front.

 

It looks like that trail was once wide enough for trucks but not anymore.

 

Yeah, the gear out on the passenger side makes me think that wasn't a plan. I wonder if the access from the front was less narrow. Looks like a good candidate for a dead man anchor.

 

Oooh! I had to look that one up. I didn't know there was a series of named anchors/tactics used in the wild, but I guess I should've known better.

 

blow out the door checks vs drag your shitty britches across the seats?

 

It looks like a photo almost mid-slide off the side of the hill. The front right tire looks like it already slid to the left with the lighter dirt and no rocks past the rear of that tire.

 

Ive seen huge ass turkeys in Berkeley and Montao Del Oro that you could catch with a net, lol.

 

I’ve seen 5 of them all over the hood and roof of my truck in my parent’s driveway. They tend to cross from the bog across the street into the woods on back of my parent’s lot.

 

the hood, lol

 

https://youtu.be/WyyA2Ewb7cw

 

It's all fun and games 'til one of 'em tries to spur your ass.

 

I went up against an angry rooster when I was 4 years old with nothing but a metal garbage can lid, one boot, and a pair of tighty whiteys.

I lost....

 

My man just admitted to letting a cock beat him down. Props to you sir.

 

It was a speckled cock too. A malines. Bicc boii

 

Toy Story Vibes

 

And a little bit Truman Show.

 

Damn... you're right

 

I think Carvana's pricing algorithm must have been built by the same people that are harassing me in Meta Marketplace. Some kid asked me if I would take 36 monthly payments.

 

I sold a motorcycle to a co-worker on monthly payments. Repossessed it after a couple of months.

Hmm, actually I also (MANY years later) sold a car to a co-worker on monthly payments. Would've repossessed it also but he blew the head gasket.

No good deed goes unpunished?

 

Uhh... Because Tuesday had historically always just been Monday Pt. II..... Duh

Wednesday is Hump Day
Thursday is Hump Day Pt. II

 

You like your women to be 101? That's gotta be hard to find women that old

 

Hell yeah, I didn't say they had to be alive tho.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLXEj4UowF8​

 

I thought it was pounds.

 

My turkey is usually 180ish when i pull it.

 

More accurate...

https://youtu.be/MhPjU2KXZh0