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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 17, 2023 at 8:53 PM
    Outbound

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    I'm fortunate to have landed a government job. It won't last forever, I have until the end of 2024 left on this contract. Then it's back to reality.
     
  2. May 17, 2023 at 9:53 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Lazy millennials
     
  3. May 17, 2023 at 9:54 PM
    Outbound

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    Ok, boomer.
     
  4. May 17, 2023 at 9:55 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Those are targeted based on your search history or what your phone hears you talk about. :boink:
     
  5. May 17, 2023 at 9:59 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    I wish I went that hard
     
  6. May 18, 2023 at 12:52 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Went to bed at 9 because I was exhausted. Awake at 1:30 for no reason. :annoyed:
     
  7. May 18, 2023 at 3:41 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Today is gonna suck. :bored:
     
  8. May 18, 2023 at 5:00 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    The 956, TEXAS
    None yet
    Yeah, I'm getting these a lot lately
     
  9. May 18, 2023 at 5:04 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Good luck!

    It's my Friday! But it's a 14 hour shift. :nuclear:
     
  10. May 18, 2023 at 5:09 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Just get yourself all jazzed up with a few volts here and there through the shift.
     
  11. May 18, 2023 at 5:24 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :rofl::thumbsup:
     
  12. May 18, 2023 at 5:45 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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  13. May 18, 2023 at 6:39 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    First three days have been lake Superior shoreline or close to it, so I think I'm going to have to give the lake Michigan shoreline some love today.
     
  14. May 18, 2023 at 6:53 AM
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    GODZILLA New Member

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    Not my style, but if you buy me one I'll wear it.

    upload_2023-5-18_7-53-49.jpg
     
  15. May 18, 2023 at 7:36 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Washington
    Monday - Prep for customer meeting.
    Tuesday - Customer meeting.
    Wednesday - Do tasks from Tuesday’s meeting. Prep for next customer meeting.
    Thursday (today) - 2nd customer meeting.
    Friday - Do tasks from 2nd customer meeting. Pack.
    Saturday - Depart for Vietnam
    Sun-Thur - Travel (and another customer meeting)
    Friday - Comp time! Four-day weekend. Work can FO.
     
  16. May 18, 2023 at 9:07 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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  17. May 18, 2023 at 9:08 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :thumbsup:
     
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  18. May 18, 2023 at 9:09 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :plane:
     
  19. May 18, 2023 at 9:18 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Damn dude! That 4 day weekend will be nice.

    Enjoy the street meat, post a few pictures when you get back. :D
     
  20. May 18, 2023 at 9:20 AM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    What is this "Thing called vacation" :monocle:

    Retirement is a "Full time Gig" :hattip: and needs to be appreciated like "Good Bourbon" :bowdown:

    I do like the photos , makes me miss back home... :thumbsup::cool:
     
  21. May 18, 2023 at 9:38 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    Just found this sign on a drinking fountain at an abandoned campground. I'm going to go ahead and say it makes no sense whatsoever.
    20230518_123423.jpg
     
  22. May 18, 2023 at 10:10 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Wife didnt appreciate me catching this to bring him inside to show her haha

     
  23. May 18, 2023 at 10:19 AM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    A lady I used to work with went to Vietnam for vacation. The funniest story she had was all the clothing stores in Hanoi that sold cheap clothes with american words on them that made no sense.
     
  24. May 18, 2023 at 11:10 AM
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    Arrived for jury duty. 2.5 hours later, I was excused.
     
  25. May 18, 2023 at 12:06 PM
    T-Rex266

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    I could have stayed if wanted, but I was biased on that case, and I would not have given a fair trial for him. The judge was sweet, funny, and pretty.
     
  26. May 18, 2023 at 12:23 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    What was his name?

    :rofl::rofl:
     
  27. May 18, 2023 at 12:37 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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  28. May 18, 2023 at 12:40 PM
    T-Rex266

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    IMG_5947.jpg
     
  29. May 18, 2023 at 1:58 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    He's hot.
     
  30. May 18, 2023 at 2:02 PM
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    Oh good. I'm not the only guy who brings random critters into the house to show his woman.
     

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