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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 17, 2023 at 5:46 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
    I hung out in the garage today cause my house AC took a shit and at least I have a swamp cooler out there. Decided to change the oil in the wife's car. I was a little worried because I had the dealer do the last one.
    I was pleasantly surprised when the drain plug came out easily, but then I went to loosen the filter cartridge. Somebody at the dealership used at least 5 or 6 too many uga duggas, shit wouldn't budge.
    I grabbed the "I'm not kidding " breaker bar and gave it a tug, nothing. Put both hands on it and gave it everything I had. It broke free violently sending my hand against the underbits of the car removing a good portion of the skin.
    My wife, knowing me all to well, came out of her office on a break and simply said "Saw the bandaides out, WTF did you do this time? "


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  2. May 17, 2023 at 6:11 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Lol my wife does the same thing. I’ll be working on something inside or outside, walk in to do whatever, and she’ll say “what did u cut yourself with, husband?”
     
  3. May 17, 2023 at 6:38 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Ouch! Hate busting the knuckles like that.
     
  4. May 17, 2023 at 6:40 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    This is why I try to always wear my mechanic's gloves, even when it's hot as blazes.
     
  5. May 17, 2023 at 6:41 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Hot as blazes... so like 45⁰ F?
     
  6. May 17, 2023 at 6:43 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Whatever a Wyomingite would consider hot, probably. :rofl:
     
  7. May 17, 2023 at 6:45 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    You guys didn't actually think that day three of vacation would go on without another picture of a new flavor of white claw did you?
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  8. May 17, 2023 at 6:46 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    I had disposable gloves on cause I don't like getting oil on my mechanic's gloves.
     
  9. May 17, 2023 at 6:51 PM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    What's "vacation"?
     
  10. May 17, 2023 at 6:54 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :bananadance: :broccoli: :kona:

    :pccoffee: :stirthepot: :smash:
     
  11. May 17, 2023 at 6:58 PM
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    It's that thing I'm doing now where I don't go to work for two weeks.
     
  12. May 17, 2023 at 7:00 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    It's where I cosplay being a team member on national geographic for a week
    You've got me beat I'm only off for 7 days
     
  13. May 17, 2023 at 7:01 PM
    Outbound

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    I work 14 on, 7 off. I took a week of vacation so I get half a block off. When I go back to work, I'll work for a week then be off for another week. LOL
     
  14. May 17, 2023 at 7:03 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Gotta get some new beers man lol. See if they have Voodoo there or hit up a local brewery
    Edit: new beers = new beverages. That is not a beer…not even close.
     
  15. May 17, 2023 at 7:06 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :bananadead::canada:
     
  16. May 17, 2023 at 7:06 PM
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    Tripleconpanna

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  18. May 17, 2023 at 7:08 PM
    Tripleconpanna

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    :thumbsup:

    :fistbump:
     
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  19. May 17, 2023 at 7:15 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    Don't worry there's a fourth flavor that I'll take a picture of tomorrow :D
     
  20. May 17, 2023 at 7:15 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Damnnn
     
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  22. May 17, 2023 at 7:39 PM
    Tripleconpanna

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    I honestly cant remember the last time I had more than 4 days off in a row. It's probably been more than 2 years now.
     
  24. May 17, 2023 at 8:26 PM
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    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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  25. May 17, 2023 at 8:27 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Day three is in the books. The U.P. is a treasure.
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    Larry’s next Amazon package sent to his house?
     
  27. May 17, 2023 at 8:42 PM
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    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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  29. May 17, 2023 at 8:48 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    On top of that, I think Sean needs to give himself a 30-day for linking to a political site. For shame.
     
  30. May 17, 2023 at 8:48 PM
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