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Different type of sting/poke, but yes

 

Only because Texas is considered it's own country.

 

I was out in my shed doing chugging gallons of gasoline and lighting my farts.

 

Do June Bugs bite or sting?
June Bugs have been known to chew holes in the leaves of ornamental plants, and the larvae can cause extensive root damage.

However, they do not bite or sting and are very unlikely to cause any harm to you or your pets.

June Bugs are not poisonous. Nor do they bite or sting. These seasonal bugs are annoying, but they’re largely harmless to humans and animals.

OK, what am I missing?????

 

I had no idea that you had brown eyes…

 

Fly knows a turd when he sees one

 

Nothing but the joke.

 

Your bad Karma resulted from killing good snakes.

 

Guy’s so full of shit his eyes are brown…
I’m the tactful one tonight, lol

 

I’ve got a grandpa, I’ve heard it before

 

Takes me back to some old man shit my dad would say -

there was “you’re so full of shit you squeak when you walk.”

Or “you don’t know shit from shinola.”

And of course when there isn’t enough light, “it’s darker than a sack of assholes.”

 

I’ve heard the 2nd one but never the other two.
It’s been a long day and still trying to wrap my head around the first one

 

Haaaaaaaaay!

 

Based on fluid ounces some cost more.

 

I think it’s, “My boss is so tight, he squeaks when he walks, I ain’t never gonna get a raise”

 

I need to try this beer.

 

I know.

The problem is that if my wife saw it I’d never hear the end of it. I’m getting too old to be carrying her ass to and from her car every time she wants to leave the house.

 

First time coming around in a few weeks, just absolute chaos at home/work. Hope everyone’s well

 

My point exactly...

You DUMB enough to scare my wife or Grands you shall die... simple...

Squirrells will be my next "Adventure" as they Play/destroy Con's plants & my screens....The "Filet knife" may be used to "collect tail trophies" and

hang those above a few of said screens

Everyone get out there and enjoy your weekend.... mine is about to get busier..

Mothers Day "Honey-doo" list can be painful but I have "Relief" in cabinet

 

Or is she getting too heavy?





Please don't kill me Mrs. Bandito!

 

I'm whooped. Finished spreading about 125 bags of mulch throughout our landscaping and about 25 bags on our trees. I'm whooped. The weeding took me about 2 weeks between work and all.
Wife caught a "virus" Thursday, so I'm taking care of the 4 kids and making sure the wife and baby-in-the-womb are well and fed. Luckily she's feeling better and seems to be on the downside. The mental part of not being around all of us is upsetting/bothering her more than anything

 

You can't get killed now. You're going to have 5 kids. My wife has been saying to me since she got pregnant the first time: "If you die, I will kill you."

 

Pools open and crystal clear. Too bad it’s still 68°

 

At the watering hole today