Toyomafia - The Clubhouse. 151.880

I'm not really a Jack fan. Kraken or Mount Gay Barbados rum go great with Coke Zero.

 

Not quite to that scale, but these bastards were all over in Cancun last fall

 

You don’t know our beer either I guess

 

But did you use your big level to level the truck first?

 

I’m surprised you remember anything from Cancun

 

I mean, I was drunk enough to think picking up a huge grasshopper was a solid idea. That should say something

 

My son would have been in heaven

 

10 lined June bug.

 

The woman in the background seems impressed so I figured that's where the idea came from.

 

I personally find bugs pretty fascinating, except for Cockroaches, they can fuck off.

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I guess not. I've neve heard of beer costing $80 per bottle.

 

We’ve got a few of those around the yard too

 

Could not do that,

Truck is a 'Yota , they all lean into the ditch , needed the "Mafia" to bring it back into "spec"

And , yes, I did put the level on the Toolbox after said install

 

Palo Verde beetles are close to that.

 

I think I’ve posted pics of the larva, it’s insane!

 

ehhh... you were probably just trying to impress the young lady in the background

 

You drinking Bud Light?

 

I can only assume that was his wife, and she wasn’t impressed

 

Don’t we have more things that can kill you here, than anywhere else in the country

 

wait... what did i miss that TB had on him that was 'deadly poisonous'???

 

Some angry june bug showing it’s pride stripes

 

I had no idea June bugs were poisonous .... seriously????

 

The ones out here land on you and inject you with fig seeds, and you die from the inside out

 

Damn straight you bunch of pansies! If I wasn't such a badass and naturally immune to most May/June Beetle poisons, I'd have died at least 5 times from that damn thing.