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Same. @Cpl_Punishment good luck with that. I’m sure you’ll be home soon. Also holy shit you have twins!!!

 

Since I "Own a White Tundra"

May I remind you when they get to be teens and ALL "sequence Up" you will need to find a "hiding place"...


Just a friendly reminder

 

Hahaha…yep it’s not an exclusive club.

 

Same here, certainly not an easy thing to get through. Good news is you have this crew here supporting you. Wishing only the best for you and your family.

 

Congrats again and hope y'all get out of the NICU soon.

 

Positive vibes and thoughts my man

 

We're in thr process of saving up to get a shop built. Will be about 40x60 with a loft and set up to wash my vehicles in, possibly a golf simulator, and maybe even a small room AC'd for guests. That way if anyone stays over, they won't have to listen to the animal noises that happen later in the evenings

 

You ever become part of the moose club yet?

 

Curious of what that might be but something tells me to be cautious……..this feels like a setup

 

Warning....sex related talk!

So when going at from behind your girl, the goal is to get your hands up on your head to make moose antlers as shown here:


What's tricky, is you have to do it without her knowing. If she spots you, you're not in the club! The trick is that if you're on your way up with your hands and she starts to turn around, you QUICKLY bring your hands down, smacking her ass, and keep going. Now this will bring up some curiosity and even questions. But you're not supposed to disclose the goal to her until after you're in the club. My wife knows whether or not I'm in the club.....and I'm going to stop that statement there. Good luck


What's funny is I know there's gonna be at least one person from here that will, AT A MINIMUM, think about if they can do it and get away with it.

 

I knew it, I knew it! It’s like I can’t forget and pretend I didn’t read what what I just read. Dammit…..

 

You're welcome?

 

Have you ever tried the Rodeo?

 

So, y’all have heard about the little boy and his dad walking in the park when they see a couple dogs going at it, hot and heavy, right?

 

I think I know what this one may be, but I'd prefer clarity before I say yay or nay

 

Okay, so the son asks his father, “what are they doing, Dad?”
Father replies, “making puppies!”

 

No, but one time I was driving in one of many colorful neighborhoods in town and saw this weird creature walking strangely along the side of the road, of course I had to see what it was. Well it ended up being two nasty little rat dogs stuck together, butt to butt. So I then pulled along side of them in the van to get a closer look, I yelled and them or something, but somehow it scared them into breaking free, they looked so happy! And then they bounced in different directions.

 

That following Saturday, as the kid passes his parents door, which is a little bit open, he sees mom and dad going at it and asks, “what are you doing?”
Dad thinks quickly and says, making babies

 

The kid says, “roll her over, I want a puppy!

 

Explicit content, do not click if you're a virgin or below the age of 18:

Spoiler: Explicit Material

While doing your lady from behind, pull out and stick it in her ass then lean forward, grab her tits and whisper in her ear "this is how your sister (or mom) likes it". Try to hold on for the full 8 seconds.

 

I saw the movie, Death Wish. That’s not how it goes…

 

Doesn't sound that challenging...

 

Thanks for all the congratulations and well wishes, guys.

 

It's a standard Canuckistani sex position. The Freedom Eagle is the one we find challenging.

 

Similar but different - when I was a couple decades younger the thing was to pull off the praying mantis which is achieved from the same positioning but you pull up on her face with your hand to get the arms flailing - hence the name.

 

I thought that was it.
And nay

 

Now I’ve heard of that one, but you only get one ride, no repeat occurrence

 

Congrats Andy! Seems like yesterday that you were prepping for the 4th and I was talking my wife out of a 4th. What Tuesday of what month are we looking at with this one?