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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 8, 2023 at 3:46 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Oh, see yours would be super plush because they'd be the new ones you ordered and then traded the vehicle before they were delivered. It'd get them out of the shed. :boink::rofl:
     
  2. May 8, 2023 at 4:20 AM
    SwitchThrottle

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    Are you pet sitting a Chili's restaurant that just happens to have high end beef that's been ground up? :confused:
     
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  3. May 8, 2023 at 4:22 AM
    GODZILLA

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    That was just a google search for burger and asparagus with no bun. :notsure:
     
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  4. May 8, 2023 at 4:24 AM
    SwitchThrottle

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    The the wood bar, the metal tray plate and the Ziosk that says Welcome to Chili's. :notsure:
     
  5. May 8, 2023 at 4:25 AM
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    Oh, I know. I was just saying that I don't have any of that near me. The nearest chilis is over a hundred miles away.
     
  6. May 8, 2023 at 4:29 AM
    SwitchThrottle

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    Everything is a hundred miles from you.
     
  7. May 8, 2023 at 4:34 AM
    GODZILLA

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    This is mostly true. LOL
     
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  8. May 8, 2023 at 6:04 AM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    Check the build link in my signature.
    Fuck yeah

    haters gonna hate
     
  9. May 8, 2023 at 7:05 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    That’s one of my fav go-to’s for veg with a steak. Nice call.

    How was the burger? My Costco has it and I’ve been tempted to try it.
     
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  10. May 8, 2023 at 8:04 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    No clue. At least one was supposedly started by a group of female firefighters at a conference in Banff who didn't realise you shouldn't do live fire training when there's a fire ban.
     
  11. May 8, 2023 at 8:08 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Plus reliability doesn't matter when you trade every few months! :rofl:
     
  12. May 8, 2023 at 8:15 AM
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I would eat only 2 things on that tray. The burger and the pickles.
     
  14. May 8, 2023 at 8:17 AM
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    You say that like it's a bad thing...
     
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    It was ok, but wasn’t a good true Waygu IMO
     
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    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    I thought racoons were scavengers and ate everything.
     
  17. May 8, 2023 at 9:33 AM
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    But... were they hot???

    :nuclear:
     
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    Incorrect!!! When it's -20 and I'm without cell phone reception I need 100 percent confidence in my vehicle!
     
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    You said that like I said it was a bad thing. If I suddenly became f u money wealthy, I'd live at least 25 miles from everyting.
     
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    And still own the Tundra!
     
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    I'm just yanking your chain. I would guess that a lot of us on here feel the same way.
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    But, it would be supercharged, have gears, lockers, 37" M/Ts, and a sweet ass cold air intake :rasta:
     
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    And a fuel trailer so I could make it to town every once in a while.
     
  24. May 8, 2023 at 5:04 PM
    Tripleconpanna

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    I'm kinda hurt that none of you picked up on my sarcasm regarding the cold air intake (wasted effort) :(
     
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    It was noted, but with F U money, why not?
     
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    Happy Monday, you poor bastards. Only have tonight and tomorrow night left on this hitch. That extra shift looks like it might have already been covered, so I'll just have to be content with my full set of days off. Darn. :laugh:
     
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    Go play in God's country. The weather is great - just drove through your part of the State.
     
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    If it'll quit raining I hope to get some miles on the bike, but I might be halfway responsible and do some yard work.... I hate yard work.
     
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    I noticed but was too busy to say anything.
     
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