Tundras live: Where Dumb Dad Jokes get you banned, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

The one and only, GreenThunder.

 

Twizzlers are better than red vines. I can’t stand the taste of those.

 

Oh, that makes sense. I was trying to think of somebody that was in a GIF gagging and all I could come up with was Jim Carrey. Couldn't reconcile that with "GT" at all.

 

Yes, Sir. Pardon the dirtiness. Only 52 miles on it, but averaging over 70 MPG doesn't make me sad at all!

Zero interest in that mess.

Well, I own it outright. Nice not having a note, and that alone makes it worth it to me. Someday you'll know what that feels like.

 

Sorry... Green Thunder

 

It was dirty with zero miles because of rain. Dirty just means it lives outside.

 

That's not a road; it's a giant f'k'ng sand pit (w/hard bumps)

 

FTFY

 

I don't know what "IDK" is

 

Wise, you are.

 

I moved on to cherry twizzler rope. It's better.

 

All this talk of candy.

 

I had about half a dozen do-si-dos and a handful of peanut M&Ms today. They were delightful.

 

Yup. I just nuked a steak to eat to make the want for chocolate go away. LOL

 

Theres so much wrong in that post. I don't even know where to start.

 

I cooked the steaks at home before coming to work. I only have access to a MW. It's less than ideal, but on low power for short durations it doesn't do a lot of "cooking" and just warms it instead.

As for the chocolate part, that is because I love milk chocolate. I have a stack of chocolate bars at home that I have been ignoring for a couple weeks, and when I get fuel I have to walk past all the junk food that used to be a staple snack for me. Had to get something on the taste buds to make the craving quiet down.

 

Oh chit. Georgetown is ass. Stay away from that and Black Raven. Get a Fremont or Reuben!

 

Sitting at 7 weeks now waiting for my sliders and skids to ship