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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 18, 2023 at 7:18 AM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Sounds like a couple neighbors feuding.
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    :drool:
     
  4. Apr 18, 2023 at 7:28 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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  5. Apr 18, 2023 at 7:52 AM
    Hefty Fabworks

    Hefty Fabworks New Member Vendor

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    Armor for all your Toyota needs!
    Hey guys,
    Wanted to post in here too - We are Hefty Fabworks, located in Colorado Springs, CO.

    We offer a ton of varieties of armor applications for the Tundras, from skids, sliders, bumpers, etc.

    Not only do we offer armor but we do have a ton of suspension systems in stock, Baja designs lights, and will install anything we sell!
    Have a full shop, alignment rack, mounting/ balancing machines, etc.

    You name it, we can get it!

    www.heftyfab.com

    DM me if you have any questions!
    Tundracrew discount codes are available :fistbump:

    -David
     
  6. Apr 18, 2023 at 7:56 AM
    Outbound

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  7. Apr 18, 2023 at 8:15 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Just an FYI gents- this is David from Toytec. Hefty is good to go.
     
  8. Apr 18, 2023 at 8:34 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Oops, should have read to the end of the thread first.
     
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  9. Apr 18, 2023 at 9:14 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    I think I'll install the bed stiffeners today
     
  10. Apr 18, 2023 at 9:37 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    New pit vipers and I smiled this time :p
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  11. Apr 18, 2023 at 9:53 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    It had its moments. If you like cheesy 80's TV, it was about the best thing on. I called it 'The man from Atlantis versus Major Nelson'. I might let you google that obscure reference.
     
  12. Apr 18, 2023 at 12:40 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Major Nelson was shot by his sister in law, who was also his mistress.
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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  15. Apr 18, 2023 at 2:00 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Nice 74* here
     
  16. Apr 18, 2023 at 2:03 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    Installed the All Pro bed stiffeners as well as some new backup bulbs. Also did a quick, overdo cleaning of the interior. Install wasn't too bad and they are some quality pieces. The Milwaukee vacuum did great.
    20230418_132426~2.jpg 20230418_134726~2.jpg 20230418_144502~2.jpg
     
  17. Apr 18, 2023 at 2:04 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I bet you can't wait for your 2 month motorcycle season kick off. :rofl:
     
  18. Apr 18, 2023 at 4:00 PM
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    GODZILLA New Member

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    You think it's a joke, but you're not far off. Lol
     
  19. Apr 18, 2023 at 4:38 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :D
     
  20. Apr 18, 2023 at 5:52 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Does anyone know what this is? It was on my leg.
    20230418_203922.jpg
     
  21. Apr 18, 2023 at 5:57 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Yes I do and sorry, but you only have 2 days to live. Quick, while you still have time, call your lawyer and add me to your will.
     
  22. Apr 18, 2023 at 6:04 PM
    APalmTree

    APalmTree Sometimes helpful

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    A few... Definitely more than 2
    Google box says dung beetle


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  23. Apr 18, 2023 at 6:14 PM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    They are jelly filled.
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Looks like you got a shitty leg now!
     
  25. Apr 18, 2023 at 6:58 PM
    T-Rex266

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    WebMD says ya got 5 mins left
     
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    Really, I hope his lawyer answers after hours.
     
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  27. Apr 18, 2023 at 7:22 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Go Avs!
     
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  28. Apr 18, 2023 at 7:54 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Just heard Canadians referred to as snow Mexicans lol
     
  29. Apr 18, 2023 at 8:14 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    That’s one of the biggest genital crabs I’ve ever seen.
     
  30. Apr 18, 2023 at 9:16 PM
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    French Avocado Double Entundra

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    Need a bigger vehicle for a storm like that one! (But at least the burnt orange is visible!)
     

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