Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Nice! Hopefully the switch goes smooth

 

Apparently if you drive fast enough and recklessly enough they'll call off the chase for "public safety". Just sayin...

 

Wife sent me this. I love her dark humor…I hope this isn’t because I bought some switches for my air compressor and BD lights…hmm

 

...or steal it!!!!

 

Can't outrun the helicopter

 

So, is this you jumping the trophy truck??

What all did you end up driving????

 

Yep, it's me
Just the truck, 5 laps.

 

It was awesome man. Those trucks are so planted, I couldn't believe how fast you could go into the corners.

 

Thanks, lol.

 

Yeah, those things are nuts... One of the pilots i flew with raced MCs (he was a ranked amateur), and he went down and raced in Mexico a few times. He said the trophy trucks would run much faster than the bikes. He said when they were coming up on you, bikes would slow down and let the trucks by, or they'd run right on top of you. Pretty amazing how fast they are

 

You may be able to outrun on a straightaway, but you're gonna have to start making turns eventually (cue helicopter emoji)

 

You did not specify in your initial statement. Therefore, as challengee I get to set the rules of engagement. I choose a straight, dry, well maintained highway and will driving a Bugatti Chiron. You will be flying a Bell 206B, you can borrow one from the LAPD.

 

Going to bed now, so I hope so.

Glad you got to have a blast! You owe your wife, for sure. Lol

G'night, Everybody.

 

What engines on the Bell 206B?

 

Rolls-Royce M250

 

Alison 250-C20J. 140mph top speed. I got this.

 

What does this remind you of @Green Thunder

 

Chocolate and wine?

 

Bingo!

 

Uhhhh... The Venetian???

Speaking of... Since you're there anyway, you've got to hit Buchon for Breakfast, Lunch or Weekend Brunch

 

I didn't know Canada had an LAPD, or are you just a fanboi

 

Nah, it was just the most local PD with such a chopper that I could find in a decent proximity to where we'll hold the race. Talk to @Jim LE 1301 , he can negotiate the loan of the helicopter for you.

You wanna talk hassle, you should see what I'm going through trying to get a Chiron....

 

Flying out today or I would!

 

Not sure what to make of this:
A team of US scientists is turning dead birds into drones to study flight techniques that may help the aviation industry (msn.com)

@Squatting Pigeon