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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Mar 29, 2023 at 5:23 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Much better.
     
  2. Mar 29, 2023 at 5:25 PM
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    Yeah, because I forced him to develop his surveillance and reporting skills. He's welcome. Does he thank me? No. I just get stuck with the FNG. :annoyed:
     
  3. Mar 29, 2023 at 5:32 PM
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    NaturalState4x4 New Member

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    Right?! Too much squat for my taste.
     
  4. Mar 29, 2023 at 5:39 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    In the first picture yes.
     
  5. Mar 29, 2023 at 7:01 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Failing up the ladder?
     
    Taco-Spike, T-Rex266 and GODZILLA like this.
  6. Mar 29, 2023 at 7:04 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I have Myron. He likes oreos and diet mountain dew.
     
  7. Mar 29, 2023 at 7:15 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
  8. Mar 29, 2023 at 7:23 PM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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  9. Mar 29, 2023 at 7:46 PM
    Outbound

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    And he thinks he can keep up with that weak sauce? Pffft.

    Hey Myron, I bet you drive a Ford Escort. :p
     
  10. Mar 29, 2023 at 7:47 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    My Ford escort was amazing
     
  11. Mar 29, 2023 at 7:53 PM
    Outbound

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    [​IMG]
     
  12. Mar 29, 2023 at 8:01 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    It took all the abuse I threw at it and kept coming back for more. An absolute trooper
     
  13. Mar 29, 2023 at 8:04 PM
    Outbound

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    You must have been drunk. That's a Corolla, not an Escort.
     
  14. Mar 29, 2023 at 8:08 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    How dare you misidentify my escort, in the year 2023. It was a beautiful maroon. Towards the end she couldn't get above 100 anymore but was still kicking ass. Thing sounded like what I imagine putting wheels on a cheap dresser and going down a cobblestone hill would sound like. Automotive excellence.
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    I know that sound… owned a Chevy Cavalier once.
     
  16. Mar 29, 2023 at 9:15 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    What a gem, lol

    Remember the Chevy Citation? I grew up in one of those. :rofl:
     
  17. Mar 29, 2023 at 9:20 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Maybe you're the designated FNG trainer; every jurisdiction has one or two :spy:
     
  18. Mar 29, 2023 at 9:21 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    This might be a great Friday Night Poll. "What was the biggest piece of shit you've owned".
     
  19. Mar 29, 2023 at 9:23 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Like, you lived in it??
     
  20. Mar 29, 2023 at 9:24 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    that would be fun.... I say you should put that on this friday :thumbsup:
     
  21. Mar 29, 2023 at 9:25 PM
    TILLY

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    Done. :thumbsup:
     
  22. Mar 29, 2023 at 9:27 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Lol, nah. Just our first family car.

    Check out this fine piece of automotive history. 5 door hatchback, slow as shit. Internet pic.
    Screenshot_20230329_212351_Chrome.jpg
     
  23. Mar 29, 2023 at 9:34 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Dad sold a FJ40 like this to get the family car.
    :annoyed:
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  24. Mar 29, 2023 at 9:35 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Nice....

    I'll see your Chevy Citation and raise you one 93HP Plymouth Arrow... Uhh, no thanks Dad, I'll just walk to school :rofl:
    [​IMG]

    Our family wasn't well off enough to afford the upgraded 105hp Fire Arrow :rofl:

    images_548390c04a5b958a4b1bf72b49f687734e80d821.jpg
     
  25. Mar 29, 2023 at 9:36 PM
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :rofl:So fire!!
     
  26. Mar 29, 2023 at 9:41 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Dude... I remember my Dad trying to explain to my Mom that when she's driving and starting up a hill in that thing, that it's better to hammer that 4 banger, let the engine downshift and scream like hell as it's trying to maintain speed (it never did)... than it was to let it drop from fwy speeds to 35-40 going up an incline :rofl:

    Seriously, WTF was he thinking buying that damn thing??? I don't how many times he almost killed us trying to pass MFs on 2 lane Hwys...
     
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    Its only Thursday, barely, but it seems the Crew has decided to start the party early like we always do. Flame away. :stirthepot:
     
  28. Mar 29, 2023 at 9:43 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Lol, crazy old man!
     
  29. Mar 29, 2023 at 9:43 PM
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    :nuclear:

    That wasn't my car.... I'm saving mine for Friday :D
     
  30. Mar 29, 2023 at 9:46 PM
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    NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
     

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