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I have questions.

What kind of carrots were they? How many carrots were there? Where they brought to the table by a hot girl in a skimpy Lola Bunny outfit?

 

For that price you could have had a good sushi dinner.

 

Yep. Happens all the time. Take a look at the number of violent crimes, mass shootings etc that are committed and then we find out that the bad guy had been detained, investigated and/or had a psych check not long before they hurt or killed someone one.

 

Fixed that for you.

 

A possible scenario that comes to mind is riot crowd control. Get people subdued and zip tied (cuffed) as quickly as possible and then you can sort it out.

 

I can make a pretty good steak, but I’m never going to attempt making any sushi.

 

A good parent always feeds the children a healthy breakfast before serving themselves.

 

Have a good road-trip today!

 

Why pay for sushi though? You can raid my bait bucket for free. It the same thing.

 

Tell me you've never had good sushi before without telling me you've never had good sushi before.

 

Holy F@cj batman,

Your beer on Happy hour is my mixed bourbon drink as I walk in and she says "The Usual" If I ask for 2 , the price drops a little more but

then that just goes towards her "Tip".... Smart Barkeep

 

I'm going to say two cups of chopped carrots with an amazing pile of herbs, a delicious sauce and goat cheese. All the food tasted amazing...the meat lamb meat balls were amazing...but we got 6 for that $29 price.

We ate at the bar. If I was into dudes, I wouldn't pick the bartender for 2am take-home. Ever.

 

There's a good sushi joint right next door too. The wife and I discussed how well we could have eaten there and still saved money...lesson learned.

 

Thanks...found a good hotel closer to Spokane, so now I'm only an hour away tomorrow!

 

Nice! I can’t believe Spokane is that booked up right now.

 

Well, there are rooms in the area. They are just super expensive. $150-200 per room more than what I’m paying.

 

I said bait bucket, not the fish cooler...

No such thing as good sushi. LOL. I actually don't eat seafood at all though, so there's that.

I've proven my point to The Woman, who is half Japanese and a sushi fanatic btw, that sushi is just bait. I brought some of her left over sushi out fishing, stuck it on a hook and landed a 4lb rainbow trout.

I guess I can see $18 for that. The goat cheese would rack the price up.

Deduct 10% of the tip for an unattractive bartender.

 

Think of what you make for overtime (I know salary complicates things, but we all have an idea) and that is what you have agreed to sell our personal time for to our employers. That means that at a minimum you value your time at that rate per hour. Now you are an hour away from your destination, so 2 hours per direction. That's two hours at your overtime pay rate. Are you actually saving money if you value your time this way?

 

So what you're saying is you have worse taste than Oncorhynchus mykiss. Got it.

 

I have the superior taste buds of Esox lucius, which I have caught on a piece of steak.

 

I bet you can catch Esox lucius on sushi as well.

 

But they have a preference for steak. I've conducted extensive testing on this.

 

Sure, but you won't even eat the sushi. You do not share their taste. You have worse taste, because they will eat both.

 

On a serious note, I've never caught a pike, but I heard they like mouse lures. Have you used one?

 

Yep. I'll sometimes use deer hair mouse patterns when I fly fish for pike. Frog imitations work good too. My friend actually tied a pattern that looked like a duckling and landed a 45" pike a few years ago. Pike are voracious ambush predators. If they think something will make a sizeable meal, they'll crush it.

 

That's awesome. Heard they hit ridiculously hard. Definitely one I'd like to get on the line some day.

 

They often hit like freight trains. The rest of the fight is more of a tug-of-war, but the strike can be wild especially on top water lures or flies.

 

Going to try and get to some tiger muskie in northern Wyoming this summer with a buddy. I'll have to try and remember to get pics if we catch anything.

 

My destination tomorrow is 5hrs from here. I'm traveling 4 hours today. Then I'm headed a completely different direction, so there's no "savings". I'm headed the same direction no matter what.