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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Mar 20, 2023 at 7:56 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    That's awesome! She looks great!
     
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    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    That’s awesome! HDB
     
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    She lives by herself and refuses to let anyone move in with her.
     
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    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    Happy Birthday to her!
     
  5. Mar 20, 2023 at 7:58 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Thanks. She was once “Miss America” I hear about almost every year lol
     
  6. Mar 20, 2023 at 7:59 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    What a boss!
     
  7. Mar 20, 2023 at 8:01 PM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    Freakin awesome! Happy birthday!
     
  8. Mar 20, 2023 at 8:58 PM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    Probably too early for the tulips.
     
  9. Mar 20, 2023 at 9:17 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Why do I not have a baker's dozen of those sitting on my table right now????
     
  10. Mar 20, 2023 at 9:18 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    They just need to go into the TM cookbook!!!
     
  11. Mar 20, 2023 at 11:07 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    You guys tear it all down and rebuild it better while I’m gone. See you on Friday
     
  12. Mar 21, 2023 at 4:51 AM
    Kung

    Kung [Insert Custom Title Here]

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    I used to drink diet because I thought it meant it wouldn't affect my blood sugar.

    News flash: That's a lie. LOL Wife's a diabetic educator, and I'm diabetic (barely), and artificial sweeteners are essentially the 'boy who cried wolf' to your pancreas. It's actually better to have regular sugar (though not a lot) than it is to have Splenda and all that. On top of that, they actually *help* produce kidney stones; the body doesn't know quite what to do with the artificial sweeteners like it does w/sugar.

    With that said, it doesn't matter now; in 2020 I had a 6x9mm kidney stone they had to 'go in and get' (I'll leave it to you to imagine how/where they went in :eek::oops:) and the recovery was *NOT* fun. I am not even kidding a little when I say I'd happily go vegetarian to avoid THAT sh*t again. Anyways, all I drink now is coffee, water, seltzer, and the occasional beer.
     
  13. Mar 21, 2023 at 7:10 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Did any of you go through a phase where you bought too many socks? I uh....bought so many ankle socks that I was able to fill 2 Walmart bags full to give away. Now today I was rearranging my dressers and.....I have longer socks in drawers that I didn't know had socks :rofl:
     
  14. Mar 21, 2023 at 7:27 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Nah. I prob have 20 pairs of under Armour ankle socks and I’ll take more. We do laundry weekly too lol.
     
  15. Mar 21, 2023 at 7:27 AM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    Did you wash them before you gave them away or did you leave them stained and crunchy? o_O
     
  16. Mar 21, 2023 at 7:30 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Lol! Straight from the drawer, washed and in good condition! :p
     
  17. Mar 21, 2023 at 7:36 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I always seem to be short of socks in the winter. I like SmartWool but they get holes too easily.
     
  18. Mar 21, 2023 at 7:46 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Our (my) issue is, the damn white fur that gets all over it, it drives me nuts so I’ll toss them in the laundry bin, and grab a fresh pair. Sometimes 2 a day
     
  19. Mar 21, 2023 at 7:49 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Yeah, fur getting everywhere is the price we must pay for furry friends. Thankfully Raina is far and away the best we've ever had in that regard (but also why time outside in the winter is a rough time for her)
     
  20. Mar 21, 2023 at 8:12 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Speaking of Raina, look over and she's laying awkwardly with 2 toys lol
    20230321_100949~2.jpg
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Where were you back in December? :D
     
  22. Mar 21, 2023 at 8:29 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    :notsure:

    I don't like change.
     
  23. Mar 21, 2023 at 8:37 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Heads up if anyone buys them.
    I'm not a fan of the micro crew length, they are between ankle and crew. Other than that, best socks ever.
     
  24. Mar 21, 2023 at 11:18 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I wonder how many had belly button lint stored in them for fetish day...

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  25. Mar 21, 2023 at 11:19 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I'm not sure that black one is a dog toy :spy:
     
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    Taco-Spike

    Taco-Spike Gateway from Tacoma World ~ ended up here

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    There is something about number 5... I can't put my finger on it
     
  27. Mar 21, 2023 at 11:24 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    I have no idea what you're talking about.















    Yeah it's a pretty damn obscene looking dog toy lol. To be less offensive we referred to it as her nightstick. Extremely durable though, she hasn't been able to damage it yet while she usually just destroys everything.
     
  28. Mar 21, 2023 at 11:25 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    FIFY
     
  29. Mar 21, 2023 at 11:38 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    I LOST MY SHIT! :rofl::rofl::rofl: I was not expecting a package just yet from either forum so I was confused to be getting one. During shipment they did a real number to it but that didn't lessen the surprise :rofl:
    20230321_133243.jpg 20230321_133303.jpg
     
  30. Mar 21, 2023 at 12:07 PM
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     

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