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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Mar 12, 2023 at 9:58 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I legit busted up laughing at that comment...
     
  2. Mar 12, 2023 at 10:00 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :rofl:
     
  3. Mar 12, 2023 at 10:02 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Bottle of champagne ($10) and ur choice of juice. You can also do beer’mosas
     
  4. Mar 12, 2023 at 10:02 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yep :rofl:
     
  5. Mar 12, 2023 at 10:03 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Headache and heartburn!
     
  6. Mar 12, 2023 at 10:04 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    LOL...I stopped drinking those before the age of random heartburn set in. But I bet I'd get that too!
     
  7. Mar 12, 2023 at 11:54 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Waste of beer
     
  8. Mar 12, 2023 at 11:55 AM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    I have a couple of "connected" clocks, my little weather station is one, that do that and it pisses me off every time. Sometimes if you're lucky there is a setting hidden deep in some sub-menu that will turn DST off.
     
  9. Mar 12, 2023 at 11:56 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I’ve had a couple of solid ones before
     
  10. Mar 12, 2023 at 1:10 PM
    T-Rex266

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  11. Mar 12, 2023 at 1:11 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Except, ur not a MILF

     
  12. Mar 12, 2023 at 1:21 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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  13. Mar 12, 2023 at 1:21 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    And you look like you do drugs.
     
  14. Mar 12, 2023 at 1:21 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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  15. Mar 12, 2023 at 1:22 PM
    T-Rex266

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    I believe her hat said she licks butt holes lol

    hahahaha
     
  16. Mar 12, 2023 at 1:24 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    It’s also Florida, not sure it should be some kinda surprise
     
  17. Mar 12, 2023 at 1:32 PM
    Kung

    Kung [Insert Custom Title Here]

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    Actually kinda like the setting. I just don't like it telling me to get my @$$ up at 0630 the day we jump forward. LOL

    How you liking the Ultra? The nerd in me wanted it but $800? Ain't spending that kinda money on a watch unless the name rhymes with Schmolex. LOL
     
  18. Mar 12, 2023 at 1:51 PM
    T-Rex266

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    I love it. Zero issues. Fantastic battery compared to my last series
     
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    GODZILLA

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    That truck was made for your snake boots, Tyler!
     
  20. Mar 12, 2023 at 2:04 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    No
     
  21. Mar 12, 2023 at 2:12 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    You know I'm right. Besides, you're due for a new vehicle. You don't actually expect us to believe you'll be renewing registration on the same vehicle twice, do you?
     
  22. Mar 12, 2023 at 2:15 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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  23. Mar 12, 2023 at 2:17 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    I have a feeling he will keep it to spite you/us. Isn’t there a running bet anyways? I’ve got 5 on it!
     
  24. Mar 12, 2023 at 4:49 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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  25. Mar 12, 2023 at 4:58 PM
    T-Rex266

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    :laugh:
     
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  26. Mar 12, 2023 at 5:19 PM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    I had Baileys in my coffee...
     
  27. Mar 12, 2023 at 5:24 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Win
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    Buddy has a ‘16 Turd 150 with 62k miles. Starter died a few months ago and now he gets to wait 4-6 months for a new throttle body. He’s obviously frustrated and asked his mechanic WTF. Dude told him “next time get a Tundra”. It was hard not to laugh…especially after they witnessed all the issues I had with my ‘16 Turd 150.

    Ironically, he’s borrowing a Tundra to tow their trailer this weekend. The Tundra is probably ten-ish years old and he was complaining about having to use a dongle to connect his phone to the truck. I said “Yeah, but it will always start for ya…”
     
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    Well, that shows his priorities. Can't let go of the confirmation bias enough to see that the older truck isn't the one in the shop. Heaven forbid you have to plug in a cord. Don't get me wrong, I love convenience, but not at the expense of reliability.
     
  30. Mar 12, 2023 at 7:00 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Fuck that. Just buy ur own TB and replace it. Would have no patience for that
     

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