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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Mar 1, 2023 at 8:54 AM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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  2. Mar 1, 2023 at 8:54 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    I'm a v8 engine bro, better recognize
     
  3. Mar 1, 2023 at 9:03 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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  4. Mar 1, 2023 at 9:14 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    :laugh:
     
  5. Mar 1, 2023 at 9:26 AM
    Kung

    Kung [Insert Custom Title Here]

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    This. Went to the dealership the other day regarding my Eibach Stage 1 lift kit install, and the conversation sort of went like this.

    Me: Curious as to how much the install would be.
    Guy: *figures out install cost and tells me the price*
    Also guy: "Out of curiosity, any reason why you're not interested in using Rough Country? You know we sell that."
    Me: "I don't mean to be rude, but Rough Country is to Eibach (or any other company for that matter) what Walmart's Great Value is to any brand name."
    Guy: "....you know, I can't really argue with that."

    o_O
     
  6. Mar 1, 2023 at 10:06 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    The All Pro bed stiffeners showed up today. Dude. I have ordered things that cost like 7 times as much that weren't packed half as well :rofl:
     
  7. Mar 1, 2023 at 10:25 AM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    My stuff from Archive Garage took about 45 minutes to unwrap, it was awesome
     
  8. Mar 1, 2023 at 11:25 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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  9. Mar 1, 2023 at 11:35 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    I dare say today is a sushi day
     
  10. Mar 1, 2023 at 11:42 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Thats odd looking...

    Doo eeettttt
     
  11. Mar 1, 2023 at 11:43 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    This is week 2 of several school districts out here receiving swatting calls. Whoever is doing it will be caught. Like thieves, they keep going because they get greedy which gets them caught. This guy/gal, when caught, will most likely receive one charge each, for each false call and it'll be federal.
     
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  12. Mar 1, 2023 at 12:20 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Bet it's kids being idiots because parents don't teach consequences. Society is doomed.
     
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  13. Mar 1, 2023 at 12:21 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Ya, I think it is too. Last week they even called the Denver FBI Office on a swatting call lol. They're using Voip, but now that u fucked with the FBI office...they'll find you.
     
  14. Mar 1, 2023 at 12:24 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Your probably right
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Screenshot_20221104-100824~2.jpg
     
  17. Mar 1, 2023 at 1:26 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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  18. Mar 1, 2023 at 1:27 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Corn flakes and soy sauce?
     
  19. Mar 1, 2023 at 1:30 PM
    Taco-Spike

    Taco-Spike Gateway from Tacoma World ~ ended up here

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  20. Mar 1, 2023 at 1:34 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Close-up of sushi :p
     
  21. Mar 1, 2023 at 3:34 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  23. Mar 1, 2023 at 4:11 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Working late and the brain is fried. Have a chat going with a peer that’s asking if he can use my power strip when we are in India. Apparently the nearest outlet is pretty far from the conference room table.

    His mssg says “Can I use it…if it is long enough”

    Phuuuuuuk it is almost impossible to resist a TWSS response this late in the day.
     
  24. Mar 1, 2023 at 4:14 PM
    Taco-Spike

    Taco-Spike Gateway from Tacoma World ~ ended up here

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    Just say “your mom can use it”
     
  25. Mar 1, 2023 at 5:27 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I had so man replies. Problem is the guy is older and probably wouldn't' get any of it...so he'd ask his buddies and then I'm in front of HR.
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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  27. Mar 1, 2023 at 5:43 PM
    Taco-Spike

    Taco-Spike Gateway from Tacoma World ~ ended up here

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    Oh oh oh okay.

    well, if you’re looking for responses to HR

    this is always a classic













































    :nuclear:

    I’m pretty close with my immediate work team and manager. We have no filter and been there 15+ years so we have a good bond. Running joke is “insert name to HR”
     
  28. Mar 1, 2023 at 5:44 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Tell him, 'gotta buy me dinner first'... 'oh and you won't be disappointed' :thumbsup:
     
  29. Mar 1, 2023 at 5:45 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    when you say older... how 'old' are we talking?? 36?
     
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  30. Mar 1, 2023 at 6:00 PM
    Taco-Spike

    Taco-Spike Gateway from Tacoma World ~ ended up here

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    Triggered



    Not really. I’m only 36
     
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