Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Yeah, not really practical. Bummer

 

6+" of snow this morning for us. Stopped and used the winch on the truck to pull a Ford Ranger out of a ditch that took a round a bout a bit too fast.

 

You should have bought up a stockpile of traction boards and sold them to people stuck in snow…

 

The Tundra makes it so easy, especially with the winch. Took me longer to get the winch remote out and hook it up than it did for me to pull him out. I won't go out of my way, but if they are on my way to work or way home, I'll stop and help.

 

I make people hook it up on their own vehicle for this very reason. Most of the time the tow truck is going to end up doing more damage than you would anyways.

 

I'll give him $500 bucks for it. It looks a little rough around the edges.

 

Finished the wife’s grow light spot last night in the garage. Don’t have much space but it’ll do



Just for starter herbs, veggies then will get replanted.

 

We only got a couple but the drifts are getting out of control. I've got a long driveway and the wind rips across my field.

 

Is the space heater to keep the seedlings warm?

 

Nice. Everybody says that food you grow yourself tastes better. What do you plan to grow?

 

The wind made visibility crap this morning. Serious white out conditions in places. We got just enough snow for it to blow around and cause problems.

 

Yes. And the far right side is on a heating pad. Wife says they need to be around 80+ degrees.

 

I'm not growing shit lol. Wife has been on a mission the past year or so. Tomato's, carrots, potatoes, cucumbers, kale, spinach, peppers, green onion, shallots,.... idk, a bunch more, but can't remember them all. Sage, cilantro, parsley etc.

EDIT: I think she stuck a pineapple in the ground... she said that would take a while ~ years? If the damn squirrels don't get to it.

 

That's some serious ILS w/skinny jeans

 

T-Rex: "I think I can just shrug you out of the ditch"...

Tundra: "You touch me there, I'm calling the cops"

Photographer: "Can you turn your head a bit, it's causing a glare"

T-Rex: "My armpits burn from shaving them last night"

Tundra: "The owner's manual says you shouldn't open the sunroof when temps are approaching freezing"

Photographer: "Okay, baby you can breathe again; I got a pretty good photo for your forum buddies!!!"

 

This day is crawling.

 

Agreed. I’m on a Sales call.

“Well, I want the round peg to fit into the square hole!”