10k down toilet thanks 2 AutoZone

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What the heck are we looking at? Twice?

 

^^^^^ what he said??? And who flushed 10k down a toilet???

 

This. Use your words!!!

 

You can say that again. And again.

 

Need alot more information.

 

I’m stumped. Is OP complaining about the Tundra? Or the mysterious black stuff and how is this related to the auto store? Save my mind OP please.

 

Looks like a heated seat pad? And it burnt up?

 

I just flushed something down the toilet. Wasn't $10K though.

 

i think you hit a tree

 

All of you need to get into OPs zone, autozone!

 

Ok so I think I figured out the cryptic message.

First he saw the cocaine bear trailer while watching the Chiefs hold the Eagles heads under water until the bubbles stopped.

Then, he said to himself, I bet I could get some serious online cred if I could capture a real bear and get it nice and coked up. So what he did was, he got a rhinoceros tranquilizer and tranqed a black bear. Are you with me? It was raining though so he put the bear in the cab.

He didn’t really know where to get cocaine so he simply went to where he saw the most cracked out people working on their cars int he parking lot, no not Walmart, too obvious think lower! That’s right, Autozone! So he went to stake out an autozone parking lot and waited for the coke dealers to show up.

He then realized that he forgot his phone charger and it was low from watching (explative) on his phone while waiting.

Then he decided to go into autozone and get a new charger. Unfortunately this had been a drinking fueled plan to begin with and he stupidly told his plan to kid working the counter. the manager at auto zone called the cops but not before verifying his story.

So the manager of autozone opens the door to the truck and BAM there’s a giant bleeping bear in there! He slams the door quickly catching the bears foot. The bear violently wakes up and proceeds to destroy the inside of the truck. Not only that but he drops that big hairy dump on the passenger seat.

Then our man here gets arrested and had to make bail. 10k later here we are with this post a pile of bear shit and 10k down the drain.

moral of the story, don’t drink and drive kids.

Certainly don’t drink and plan shenanigans either.

maybe it was stay away from autozone. I dunno if there’s a moral here, eff it.

 

Inaccurate. That lower left pic (1.8MB) in the screenshot looks like a .22 short round. That dried up black stuff is dried coagulated blood infested with human gastrointestinal tapeworms. He bought the truck from someone who had murdered an individual in the truck, and while working on the truck for him, Auto Zone found the blood and called the police. The truck was impounded, to be used for evidence for a future conviction, but the police did fortunately clear the OP as a suspect. So, OP is out $10K for the purchase of the truck and time spent in police custody, and he's pissed at Auto Zone.

That's the story those pics tell me...

 

I tell my kids this all day every day

 

Simpler explanation….Although it does look like he might have driven the truck into a tree after denting the tailgate…

 

Alternatively, that’s what’s left of the first guy that tried to capture and Coke up the bear for the movie, crapped out onto the passenger seat along his feeble .22, which shockingly didn’t protect him from the bear, post cocaine.

see we can both be right!

 

Oooo I want to know the story on how ogres with laptops were involved.

 

Self portrait of the OP, maybe?

 

Thank you @ZappBrannigan, that explanation does wrap things up with a tidy bow.

 

is this that same guy that hit a mailbox going 90 and slid down a cliff and blamed toyota. elkhunter?

 

I also think someone is taking some liberties in saying that’s a $10k truck. Looks absolutely beat.

 

Well, that's how it looks now. It was mint before the trip to Autozone!

 

Someone hasn’t been shopping for a car lately… that’s really a $57k truck now.

 

I hear ya. Show of hands who will give this man $10k for that, well that uh, what’s left of that truck. Anyone? I thought not. And yes, trucks are ridonkulously priced these days. Overpaid for one myself last year.

 

I'm going with the Elkhunter explanation..

 

From what I've read on this forum, if the engine/transmission functions $10k would be a fair price to snag those pieces and transplant into a non-running truck. Engine rebuilds seem ridiculously expensive for Toyota's. Good thing they seldom fail!