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If it wafted in the right direction, maybe your wife would’ve woken up with that 3rd boob you’ve been dreaming about.

 

Do they celebrate birthdays in Canada?

 

Kind of. We get a pat on the head and then get told to go back to work serving the motherland like a good comrade.

 

Happy Birthday Aaron.
@Outbound

 

Yep, happy birthday. Just think, that means that however many years you have left, now there’s one less…

 

Saw that…. Fucking scary shit

 

Thanks Jim!

Thanks.

If we're racing to the grave, I think you've got a bit of a head start there ol' man.

 

Ok I will join the birthday greetings.1

Happy Birthday Outbound....

 

My go-to in Doom is usually the 12 gauge.

 

Kids don't need rifles?

 

Happy birthday, @Outbound!

 

Happy Birthday @Outbound but is it true it’s only 75% of a birthday in Canada?

 

Trajectory of 300WM at 600yds vs. 300PRC is only a couple of inches (if that); @ 1500yds it's the difference between 700-800inches vs 800inches... yes 50 to 100 inches seems like a lot, but @ 1500 is there really much difference between holding over 700 vs 800 inches

plus, if you're taking 1500 yd shots

I thought we were talking about apocalyptic stuff anyhow, and fighting off a bunch of crap coming at you... in that case I'd take a weapon system that has a great PBR from about 200-400yds out, is lighter so I can freakin' move and avoid some shit, and a bit lighter round so it's easier to carry more ammo. But, that's just me!!!!

 

Especially in Loonies and Toonies; plus he has to pay the customs dudes to allow his shipments across the border

 

Daaaaaaaaamn!!!!

But, yes.... Happy Birthday!!!!

 

Happy Birthday @Outbound ! From an engineer, you're alright for a master welder.

 

Hang on a minute.... You drive trains???

 

I’m sure I could figure it out, but last time I tried they threatened to arrest me. They don’t like trespassing on BNSF land.

 

I heard that he’s mastered the process of putting bait on a hook….

 

Little AK already has a .22LR.

Yes. I'm actually only 25 years old.

Thanks. Master is stretching it a bit. A grinder and paint make me the welder I ain't.

As far as engineers go, you ain't a bad sort.

I am indeed a master baiter.

 

Happy birthday @Outbound


The proper round is 45-70. It's good enough for a T-Rex

 

Thanks!

I think this is actually the best answer. It's also the only government that can be trusted.

 

I'm just gonna be knocking all of you guys down, Steven Segal style, as I'm running past you screaming. You'll be impressed by my Aikido whilst being nibbled on.

 

I thought it was aliens. Is it zombies?

Regarding the question 'what are you going to do to survive the zombie apocalypse', I have a friend that says 'be delicious'. Probs me too.

 

Zombies, Aliens... Either way I'm gonna be knocking you down while heading in the other direction and screaming while you are getting nibbled on or probed. Or both if you are lucky.

 

But we need a radio guy...