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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Feb 10, 2023 at 4:53 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    That’s the stuff I always tell people to leave off my shit. If I want healthy, I’ll eat a fucking carrot.
     
  2. Feb 10, 2023 at 4:54 PM
    Taco-Spike

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    Lol

    I typed killer klown from space toilet…..
     
  3. Feb 10, 2023 at 5:02 PM
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    If I have something healthy I usually go with a salad. I do, however, have to add croutons, a shit load of dressing, and a fuck load of either bacon, steak, or both.
     
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  5. Feb 10, 2023 at 5:05 PM
    TaquitoBandito

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    Most definitely. Kill that son of a bitch with a cup of Ranch Dressing. The buttermilk variety.
     
  6. Feb 10, 2023 at 5:05 PM
    GODZILLA

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    You don't add guac because it's healthy. You add it because it tastes amazing.
     
  7. Feb 10, 2023 at 5:06 PM
    Taco-Spike

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  8. Feb 10, 2023 at 5:06 PM
    TaquitoBandito

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    :eek::eek2:
    I’ve never heard that statement before.
     
  9. Feb 10, 2023 at 5:07 PM
    TaquitoBandito

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    Sounds like filler. Nope.
     
  10. Feb 10, 2023 at 5:08 PM
    Azblue

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    Yeah, but you also drive an electric car, so your opinions are highly questionable.
     
  11. Feb 10, 2023 at 5:09 PM
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  12. Feb 10, 2023 at 5:09 PM
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    You telling me that you, of all people, have never dipped a taquito in in guacamole? o_O
     
  13. Feb 10, 2023 at 5:10 PM
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    The only time that it's ok to eat an avocado is with tortilla chips when it's made into guacamole and you are wasted.
     
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  15. Feb 10, 2023 at 5:11 PM
    TaquitoBandito

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    Nope, but I’ve dipped them in salsa mixed with cream cheese.
     
  16. Feb 10, 2023 at 5:11 PM
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    Or you are a POW.
     
  17. Feb 10, 2023 at 5:13 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    ..I've done salt and vinegar!!!
     
  18. Feb 10, 2023 at 5:13 PM
    TaquitoBandito

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    Or stranded on a deserted island and ran out of coconuts.
     
  19. Feb 10, 2023 at 5:14 PM
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    I don't like avocado unless it's guacamole. Just plain avocado is a terrible texture. It's like sandy, gritty crisco. :puke:
     
  20. Feb 10, 2023 at 5:16 PM
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    That right there was some racist shit :rofl:
     
  21. Feb 10, 2023 at 5:16 PM
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    You mean you don’t eat it on toast?
     
  22. Feb 10, 2023 at 5:17 PM
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    That’s not what I taste

    that’s like saying feeling a boob is like feeling a bag of sand
     
  23. Feb 10, 2023 at 5:17 PM
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    Throw some salt on it. Boom
     
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    Anything is possible
     
  25. Feb 10, 2023 at 5:18 PM
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    FIFY
     
  26. Feb 10, 2023 at 5:20 PM
    TaquitoBandito

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    Really depends on the boob.
     
  27. Feb 10, 2023 at 5:21 PM
    TaquitoBandito

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    Same with the boob.
     
  28. Feb 10, 2023 at 5:22 PM
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    upload_2023-2-10_19-22-8.jpg
     
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    What!? I can eat them like potato chips
     
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    Texture is the problem. Not flavor. Adding more grit won't help.
     

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