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Toyomafia - The Clubhouse. 151.880

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by ToyoMafia, Nov 30, 2020.

  1. Dec 30, 2022 at 5:13 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    On a side note, WHY did I click on this one?

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    Why.
     
  2. Dec 30, 2022 at 5:13 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    Joel is a fairly exotic name after all.
     
  3. Dec 30, 2022 at 5:15 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    It is in freaking Texas. You have no idea how many people have said "Ho-el".
     
  4. Dec 30, 2022 at 5:16 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    Not to change the subject but to change the subject, @Fotnot , is this your oldest?

     
  5. Dec 30, 2022 at 5:16 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    It’s those Mexican roots of yours!
     
  6. Dec 30, 2022 at 5:17 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    'JOE-WEL'

    or

    'TA-KEY-TOE'
     
  7. Dec 30, 2022 at 5:18 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Hahaha seriously?
     
  8. Dec 30, 2022 at 5:19 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    Must be. I should probably stop wearing my sombrero everywhere.

     
  9. Dec 30, 2022 at 5:19 PM
    TaquitoBandito

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    Hunkly.
     
  10. Dec 30, 2022 at 5:20 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    It makes sense :notsure:... Jose 'HO-ZAY' :thumbsup:
     
  11. Dec 30, 2022 at 5:20 PM
    TaquitoBandito

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    Yeah, I just start telling the counter people my name is "Bif."
     
  12. Dec 30, 2022 at 5:22 PM
    TaquitoBandito

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    Yes, the damn thing is getting recommended to me on Amazon. I guess the bot thinks my banana is dirty.
     
  13. Dec 30, 2022 at 5:27 PM
    Azblue

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    Funny story about Lowes and names. Years ago I got a Lowes credit card to take advantage of the % off. For some reason I can't remember, I had to call their 800 number to clarify some info. My name is Gene and my address is Cixxxxx Ave. The person on the phone who spoke broken English (at best) kept saying "so, your name is spelled Jean and you live on Cixxxx street" After repeating myself multiple times I said (very slowly, clearly, and somewhat loudly), My name is G-E-N-E and my address is not street, but avenue as in A-V-E.

    A couple of weeks later my new card showed up as Geneave Rixxx. I called back and got more unhelpfulness, so my card still has my name as Geneave and I have used it as such for years.
     
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  14. Dec 30, 2022 at 5:27 PM
    SAGE63

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    Yes In the system use the Home depot app.
     
  15. Dec 30, 2022 at 5:29 PM
    TaquitoBandito

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    I'm not surprised. :rofl:
     
  16. Dec 30, 2022 at 5:29 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    That may help!
     
  17. Dec 30, 2022 at 5:30 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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  18. Dec 30, 2022 at 6:04 PM
    TaquitoBandito

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    Maybe they don't enforce it. I was pretty surprised when I saw it. Lowes has been cracking down on its use too. No more getting the discount on clearance items and I don't think you can use it on lumber but that may have only been during the crazy lumber crisis.
     
  19. Dec 30, 2022 at 6:05 PM
    TILLY

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    Tonight's Crew dessert cooking tip. You can thank me later. :hattip:

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  20. Dec 30, 2022 at 6:07 PM
    TaquitoBandito

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    Yet another question. Has peoples shit been getting stinkier or is my nose getting more sensitive as I've aged? I swear every time I walk into a public restroom (and it's a lot because I drink a ton of water), somebody has left the foulest shit that I've ever smelled until I go into the next public restroom. Maybe they need to outlaw shitting in public restrooms. Or mandatory courtesy flushes.
     
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  21. Dec 30, 2022 at 6:10 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    I think Old Crow wrote a song about you.
    https://youtu.be/kbkfN1I0A8s
     
  22. Dec 30, 2022 at 6:16 PM
    Outbound

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  23. Dec 30, 2022 at 6:20 PM
    TaquitoBandito

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    I just got what you were talking about. I was thinking, "Which stalker does he mean?" :monocle: How sad is that? But this stalker is more interested in the house, so this would make sense that I would have picked her up at a home improvement store.
     
  24. Dec 30, 2022 at 6:23 PM
    Azblue

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    Wait a sec, you only told us about the one stalker and that unfortunately that she was not hot.

    Are any of your other stalkers hot, and if so, where are the pics?
     
  25. Dec 30, 2022 at 6:40 PM
    TaquitoBandito

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    There were radio stalkers - no pics. :cool:
     
  26. Dec 30, 2022 at 6:51 PM
    Azblue

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    Dammit man!! You are really letting me and all of Toyomafia down. :oops:
     
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  27. Dec 30, 2022 at 6:58 PM
    TaquitoBandito

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    :anonymous:
     
  28. Dec 30, 2022 at 7:15 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    ....can't expect to put a ton of chemicals and artificials in the body and not expect the body to have to use an excess amount of bile and digestives as it tries to process and end result is some really foul....:crapstorm:
     
  29. Dec 30, 2022 at 7:19 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    You may wanna take a look and make sure you don't have a lien on your home :thumbsup:

    ...home stalkers have a tenancy to pull that kinda $hit!!
     
  30. Dec 30, 2022 at 7:22 PM
    Tripleconpanna

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    You mean like you had you're own radio show, and you have such a soothing, mesmerizingly deep voice that listeners started stalking you :eek2:
     

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