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I’m glad me and @gosolo made everyone get a woody!

 

Ok, now that you gave me one, what you gonna do about it?

 

Good day for the TM kids on the diamond! Josh’s team went 2-0 in the beginning of a tournament and he went 3-3 in the second game with a triple, 3 RBIs, 2 runs scored, and threw a kid out that was trying to steal. Champions bracket tomorrow.

 

Get it Josh!

 

If you aren’t doing #1 you’re not doing it right.

 

Says the guy that lives in nuclear temps and a fire is nothing but an aesthetic.

 

Lol 1981 was my high school graduation

 

Which “lay” is this one?

 

Getting laid with rubber isn't as much fun.

 

I always called that one the “grandpa Bill special”. He loved burning tires…

 

They aren’t a big deal - I’ve killed dozens around the house and never been stung. We usually get 2-3 / year inside and twice that many near the doors and garage…

here is the biggest we’ve had -

 

Also, did anyone happen to bring a celebratory cooler to your game?

 

He was me.

 

I have a feeling Jake was the “someone” as well, if not, they need to be invited to Montana mountain on Saturday

 

I ain’t never been ‘cused of given a bunch of guys woodies. Not really sure if I want this one in my resume.

 

Also all these are in “best case scenario” type situation, as @Outbound knows, shit is far from that out in the sticks!
That’s why bellybutton @TaquitoBandito and dryer lint, and must haves for fire starting sessions

 

You earned it with that coors keg! It got my flame hot!

 

Nope.

 

Only need a few that size to make a meal.

 

Scorpions aren't actually that bad. Fairly non aggressive, and if you're not allergic then most are not dangerous.

Heck, they sell them as pets. We had a little wild one for years that one of the guys in the neighborhood had caught. Only got out once, and it was gone for about a week before he crawled out onto my sister's foot to get warm. Put him back in his tank and he was golden.

Years later had one of these as a pet, too. Super docile, but we thing it was sick as it didn't eat much and died fairly soon.

 

I’ve got some tweaking to do on it. Forge some legs to elevate it about 16” off the ground, get a little bit better stove pipe and maybe attach some kinda shelf. I might cut additional notches into the windscreen so that the grill can be inserted at various levels. It’s definitely a red neck fire pot!

 

Why are we humans so afraid of tiny little bugs? This is the real face of an Ant, case closed.

 

I don't think you can really say it's finished until you cook some beer can chicken in it.

 

Thank you for thinking I'm a badass but the reality is not that. No badassery going on here.

 

This, I think could be considered badass back in the day.

 

It's the fuckin creepiness of them... Can't see the little bastards half the time; had a friend showed up once w/a blacklight... Nope, never again!!! you gotta go, your light has to go, and these damn crawling things got to go!!!!

 

I hate the damn things cuz the dogs would mess w/them and some had bad reactions, cuz they usually get it in the face

 

Hey Florida peeps, today I bless you with my presence in your state.

 

Visiting the great DW???

That will probably be the one activity that was more expensive than my late night cookie run!!

 

See this is how you do a size reference... If this was @gosolo showing something off, he would have put the damn thing on top of a random pepper or mushroom!!!