Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

No promises, it’s Friday

 

Lol, very fortunate. The old timers max out @1200!

We just have one type of leave so it covers everything.
Yeah, our leave goes up on a scale with years employed

 

Damn. That's pretty fine.

 

Blargh!

And I thought it was bad when I got my finger pinched in my WDH. Managed to convince the wife I didn't need stitches.

 

That's the main reason I can't watch NFL. Don't know who to hate.

 

Oooh! Ouch! I'll take the knife over the pinch.

 

Where do I send my money?

 

Yeah, the wife was convinced I was going to lose the tip of my finger.

 

X2

 

I don’t like anything about these words.

 

Lol, no I’ve got nothing against them. Just poking fun at the general TW vibe and of course the Wisconsin part

 

And to clarify, I love Wisconsin. But you won’t hear me say that out loud.

 

Everybody get a screenshot!

 

Text to speech doesn’t count!!

 

Good night, Everybody. Hoping I can just be dead for 8 hours.

 

The Patriots! You can hate more but it at least needs to include that team.

 

X3. Do I get a receipt for a tax write off?

 

Picked up that OT shift tonight, I'm out!

 

No, you just put it in writing on the internet.


For an ex FIB, that might be even worse than saying it out loud...

 

I earn 5 weeks a year (technically 4 weeks and 4 days). Max in the bank is 320 hours (8 weeks), at which point they simply cut a check for 80 hours.
Because I am salary, my PTO applies differently. I can only actually claim it in full day increments (8 hours), and that is only if I do not do anything work related that day...so not all that different than how you are treating it. If I answer a couple of emails or take a phone call while on the beach in Maui on a family vacation, then that day can't be claimed as PTO any more.

Flip side is that there are plenty of days where I'm having to jump in and do something on a Saturday or late at night to prevent disrupting the normal daytime operations. So the system has checks and balances.

 

Hey, Wisconsin is Illinois's back yard. Lots of good times had in the North Woods.

 

I would not be disappointed in either one of those setups, the flexibility would be cool.
My work is just a classic in person position, I'm either on the job or on PTO. Down to the 1/4 hour on the time sheet.

 

One hilarious thing we do have is Disturbance pay. I get to put in for 1/2 hr pay for answering my boss's text, telling him I can work tonight.
Union beni