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I better reserve that just in case. You mods won't expect a thing.

 

How you feeling today after that? For me it's always a day or two after that I feel it the most.

You gonna make sure you get a hot massage therapist?

 

You forgot to wink and throw up some air quotes.

 

So you get some protein lotion rubbed on your arms.

 

I kill me. So funny.

 

This should go well

 

Who did you piss off @shifty` ?

 

Hiked in to my uncles bar, lot of elk sign in here.

 

PHM already back?

 

Whoever it is must have some serious insecurity issues if they're dead set on targeting my dumb ass.

Or a little dick. That's another possibility. Everyone knows I'm packing the heat. Either way, I love the attention. But they can't have none of this peen.

Meh, I doubt he'd waste time with me. Sure, he likes to troll a bit, and we didn't always see eye to eye but highly doubt he'd be that blatant. He's too classy for that.

 

Very true, he's too clever for something so obvious

 

That's some shit there

 

There can be only one!!

 

So, lemme get this straight.

TRDFerguson was the first to see it, and the new account is logging in from the same physical location as TurdFerguson, somewhere near Harrisonburg/Waynesboro/Lake Monticello VA? What's up with y'all Fergusons?

I'm not surprised. TurdFerguson hopped on and basically shat on the heads of several 1st Gen folk for giving honest advice to his question (link). I guess growing up beyond those high school years is really hard for some folks.

 

Don't lump me in with that monster.. My shenanigans are cheeky and fun. His shenanigans are cruel and tragic. Which... makes them not really shenanigans at all. Evil shenanigans!

 

Oh, definitely not insinuating you're one in the same, just ironic someone with the same phonetic name noticed the account, pointed it out, and it turns out it was created by the more evil one of the phonetic twins. You actually replied in that post I linked. You guys don't structure your sentences the same way, if you're the same person, kudos to you for masking it well.

I initially thought TurdFerguson was PHM for a minute there, based on the cantankerousness of his 1st posts. I think someone mentioned PHM lived up around that area, VA, DE, RI, MA or something? Maybe it is him, but PHM's general MO didn't involve acting like an incellic man-child the way TurdFerguson does. He was much more fun and didn't jump right to blows on stuff.

 

One last comment on that one and I'm done.

I don't believe in coincidences. And the suspicious series of events/timing I'm about to point out really makes it look like TurdFerguson could be an alias for PHM.

TurdFerguson hasn't posted in 90 days. Yesterday, one of PHM's other aliases got banned. I highlighted that over here last night:

https://www.tundras.com/threads/1st-gen-lunch-table-general-discussion.60450/page-1350#post-2975059

After 3 months of absence, PHM's alias getting banned yesterday, and less than 24 hours after I highlighted that ban on the 1st Gen forum, suddenly TurdFerguson logs in out of the blue, and creates this 'shifty is my bitch' account?

Huh. Yeah, that's sus.

Anyway, I love the cat and mouse games. Just surprised anyone thought I was worth dragging into it. I'm the last guy on the planet fun enough for that.

 

I do appreciate that you imply I'm "less evil," acknowledging that I am, in fact, a little evil

 

'Evil' is a spectrum, and we're all inherently a tad evil. It's part of being human.

The question is 'how evil' and/or 'what kind of evil' are you? Do you lister towards less-evil or more-evil? More-chaotic, or More-Lawful? I'm a mischievous SOB and probably fall in the 'neutral good' category.

Unfortunately, the grid doesn't account for "stupid". I def know some 'chaotic stupid' types. They were too stupid to recognize how dumb they are, though.

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