If you won the 1.9B….

All my local animal shelters would be remodeled. All their needs would be met - food, medicine, vet services. I would provide financial incentives for present and future fosters. I would donate to my county's animal services dept.

Going to a No Kill model would be mandatory though.

 

Oh, this is a great idea!

 

i could do without the single sided suspension, but i'd have my frame notched for a roots blower (meat grinder) up top.

 

Move to an acreage with enough garage/shop space for all our cars, trucks, travel trailer, tractors, toys, etc.

Invest some.

Donate some to charity.

 

My family would get all their loans/homes paid off, I would buy a giant plot of land in the middle of the alaskan wilderness, donate some and invest most of it, and most importantly, my truck would get gears and a supercharger.

 

I think this, and probably some kind of a trust to do annual bonuses to our local urgent care nurses, EMTs, and Fire departments would be in the plans. Just a pay it forward to those who do good work.

 

lawyer up - secure immediate family housing needs - setup college funds for kiddos - buy 10-15 acres - setup my micro farm - build a modest home with an adequate shop for gym, truck, boat - invest - donate left over

 

Good point, a trust would be a must and making sure my kids dont see a dime until age 40 so they have time to develope good habits and a respect for the value of money.

 

This, no matter the species.

Also...

-Donate to the local orphanage/old people home.
-Create jobs but can't think of more than a few to start (though a bar would be nice)... so instead I'd invest in my family and friends.
-For sure I'd invest heavily in housing/land development.
-A DCSB Tundra Prerunner (not bolt on stuff) and a nice house to pair it with.
-Finish the Tundra I already have!
-'76 Celica GT restomod

 

1.9billion you say.

I'd buy this castle in Spain and check out for good......
https://www.lucasfox.com/property-for-sale/spain/girona/la-selva/castle-palace/gir33033.html

 

I’d hire a beer and booze truck to arrive at Tundras 2 Sedona. Equip it with stealth cameras and make another $5M on all the YouTube hits it’d get..

 

Ended up over 2bbbbbbbillion, no winner yet...

 

Enter the 1% club and scoff at peasants. Rent a yacht and contract a crew. Sail the world with fine wine and food for a year.

Seriously though, it's been a dream of mine to be in the 1% and just be immune to the bullshit going on at this level of society.

Invest the piss out of the rest and never work again.

 

There's a winner.....

 

replace all the body colored & black trim on my truck with chrome

it would make for a good thread anyway.

Seriously, similar to the above poster that wanted to help the local animal shelters, that would also be high on my list.

 

On the other hand, I could be a rich asshole who loves ruining everyone's day.

For instance, I could buy the biggest combine I can find, attach the head, and drive it on the major highways in Houston at rush hour.

Buy a huge yacht and launch it at the local lake on 4th of July weekend. Naturally, it'll be too big for the lake, so I'd have to dock it right at the launch - preventing anyone else from being on the lake that day.

Or I could find a small tourist town and buy all of the restaurants in it. Then close them all for the busiest weekend.

Purchase every ticket for the Superbowl so I'm the only one in the stadium when the game is played.

Go adopt every yappy dog within 100 miles of here and let them outside every hour on the hour between 9pm and 6am to keep my neighbors awake. Might even just let them "accidentally" get loose to run the neighborhood once in a while.

Go to the swankiest, most expensive, snobbiest wine cellar and boisterously mis-pronounce the wine names while I'm drinking them. "That Vie-Ogg-Knee-Errr sure is good! Got any more of that Cab-Er-Nett Saw-Vig-Non? How about some Pie-Nott No-Eye-Arrr?

 

Then you could just take the NI out of your name

 

To be fair, that’s only $450,000 California dollars. They’ll be aight, but middle class still for sure.

 

Pretty sure @porkitt lives right around there

 

Great replies, but in a 2016 Powerball. This guy had a great response too.....

https://youtu.be/0yrIvEgqAuo

 

lmao

 

Purchase a large set of knives from Ray!!!


I’d make up a bunch of stuff!!! And pay to get it done!!


Save Brook Shieldsfrom drowning, and promptly spend all the reward money and lotto winnings hiring Van Halen to play my birthday party!!!!!!


I helped that person have a chance to be rich!