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Our LEO next door wife had a friend staying with them, someone opened the unlocked jeep door and stole a gun. This ain’t Dennis the menace town anymore, gotta lock up your locks! On a different occasion, same thing; seriously you don’t lock your car doors? Like 3 neighbors got their cars open and ran thru during the night.

 

You should really start washing your hands after you get done playing with your belly button. At the very least, do it before you eat because it’s obviously affecting your taste buds.

 

I lock my door when I pop my hood to check my oil. I have zero trust in people.

 

Good food. Outback really has been sucking. At least the ones around here do.

 

In all seriousness, I believe the Left Twix are only sold in Canada. Also, I do like Twix. I stopped eating them years ago because I read somewhere they are the absolute worst candy bar for you. Which of course explains why they are so tasty.

 

I assumed they jumped ship like Applebees. After learning how to grill and smoke meats better, I have no huge desire to go to places like that, let alone bbq places. This place down the street from work does some awesome bbq(one day I asked what wood he uses, and to my surprise he retorted with, oh it’s a pellet smoker……. I still probed and asked teal so what flavor of pellets, not sure if it’s a commercial pellet rig? Or if he’s got 6 treggers out back) I feel like he’s done stuff because of me, I’ve questioned his menu placement/special display, the next week it was changed. I asked him about ribs, he said that’s how they got started; doing rib comps, and explained why he didn’t. Lots of work which I totally respect and get. Next week……… rib special on Friday!!!! Full rack for 28$ that isn’t bad at all for zero work and full enjoyment. Last week we got some and I was kinda disappointed, it was like a weird cut of baby backs that had strange strands of cartridge running thru on side and the bones were super short. We went to a diff bbq place this Friday that everyone in town “loves” it wasn’t amazing either, rather do the spot by work.

 

I'm pretty sure they were just checking to make sure it was locked for you. I lock everything (including my bedroom door after finding out about @GODZILLA 's belly button fetish). Trust nobody.

 

Sooooo you have a chastity sock?

 

A few of them in case it's unseasonably warm and I get the night sweats.

 

How do you get guns across the border???

 

You don't want to know...

 

No…plenty of left twix up here
It’s hard to find a right one.

 

Imma stop at the first Wal-Mart I see once I get across. I'm told by many Canadians that I can buy a machine gun off the shelf at Wal-Mart in the US just like buying a loaf of bread.

 

Just not on sundays.

 

That's ok. Sunday is for watching cartoon reruns.

 

It's almost 3:00.
It is too early to start drinking?

 

That must be a Canadian thing.

 

I wasn’t supposed to start already???

 

I actually believe you're late. Especially since you're not working right?

 

Well, Saturday is range day. Leaves Sunday for cartoons. Oh, and the once in a blue moon church social.

 

Make sure you pick up booze there too.

 

I was supposed to wait until 3?
Beer tour of the south.

 

True for Walmart, but some 7-11s allow it on Sunday.

 

Continuing the southern beer tour.

 

You roll u your jeans, you get wood chips in your boots… that sucks. F’ing posers.

 

I lock my doors, have a camera on the cars and a knocked cross bow by the door. Gotta do it quiet so I can disappear them real good

 

And you can close a trail in the park and get paid to dig the hole. GENIUS!

 

Woodchipper into the river works well too. Always keep a couple gallons of deer blood around to throw off DNA tests

 

That's actually a very good call; I haven't had a Shiner forever…