Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

That's what I did. Sorry I have no manual dexterity. My wife feels the need to bitch at me about that incessantly, too, like it's something I can control.

 

I'm sorry, man. I wasn't meaning to insult or be a dick. I didn't know you had dexterity issues, so I do apologize.

 

Nah, I'm just busting your balls. I'm just really not good at most stuff that needs fine motor control.

 

I bet @GODZILLA would never lip off at you about it though due to your size and relative proximity to where he lives.

 

I was thinking about it…

 

Funny story: my mom used to call those tacos when we were kids and we'd have both options - soft (i.e. flour tortillas i.e. burritos) and hard (i.e. those crunchy Old El Paso things).

 

Oh, I can take a beating, and if it's a good joke....


Besides, I already tell @T-Rex266 that he has a stick on man bun. Pretty sure that's worse than not being able to fold a taco.

 

I folded your mom's taco last night, if you know what I mean.

 

Whatever floats your boat. My mom is one of those ladies that can go bear hunting with nothing but a broom, so if you manage that, more power to you. Old ladies need love too.

 

Gross motor skills only for you my friend...

 

His motor skills may be fine, but his tiny arms are down where he can't see what he is doing.

 

Precisely. Know your limitations.

 

So what’s on the channel tonight… Oh, we are dragging moms into the conversation. Think I’ll just sit here and

 

Ah, so now we know what you like to watch... MILFs. Can't say I blame you.

 

Can’t be a motherfucker without a MILF.

 

Man, dealerships really are dirty shitbags. Popped up autotrader to window shop Taco TRD Pros, sorted by lowest price, and there were 3 hits right off the bat that were not Pros. One was even an Army Green they grille swapped, threw on the bronze heritage wheels on, but had the wrong headlights, no hood scoop, cloth interior, etc. and it wasn't preowned as they list it either. It has 15 miles on it and they did that just to inflate the price in the KBB. SR5 badges were still on it even. Pure scum. Professional pieces of trash.

 

If nothing else, can you flag the ads to Auto Trader?

 

Should we take bets on what he has to sell?

The last guy cracked me up. You go through all of that trouble to sell bed stiffeners for $95. If your time is worth something you spend that just getting them posted.