1st Gen. Lunch Table - General Discussion

Good morning, I'll kick off today with some randomness.

1. Why the fk am I awake this early
2. It's 80 degrees at the moment and the sun isn't even up yet, fk me, I gotta go put my truck back together
3. Watching the morning news on the Spanish channel is invigorating.

4. I lost my train of thought

5. Allegedly, coffee intensifies à woman's orgasm
6. @ColoradoTJ
Sad to hear that PHM was banned, apparently speaking about the horrible or laughable state of the union is frowned upon. His humor and knowledge was an asset to this community. I would poor a little out for the homies but Don Julio '70 is expensive and times be tuff.

7. That's all I got, nothing else. Nothing that I have to help you with your truck so enjoy watching Pepe

 

I have a printer. roughly 8.5" capacity

 

My daughter got the same text offer to wrap her vehicle, $500/week, but from Dr. Pepper.......
Dang it. Must be a scamapalooza going on right now.

 

Guess the scammers must be thirsty

 

The fact that they and this scamm exists is because multiple suckers are born every second of the day

 

When I graduated from High School a family friend gave me some money as is tradition. Mom made me mail everyone thank you cards.

On his I wrote:

"Jimbo,

Thank you for the $100 you gave me. I will be sure to spend it on hookers and blow.

Sincerely,

Erik"

He absolutely loved it and still jokes about it today.

 

Well, the check is in the mail. Got the USPS tracking number this morning. We'll see how much they want to play.

 

This adventure may need its own thread. Curious what bank the check is written from. I would take it there to cash it.

 

My guess is some overseas bank in Zimbabwe. I'm curious as well.

 

Wherever the prince of Nigeria does his business

 

That would be Brooklyn NY

 

That’s the prince of Zamunda. No wait, that was Queens.

 

since our T-150s are so close to late 90's fords, a ford script oval that says 'toyota', that you add a blue (or whatever color) epoxy to, that fits in the stock grille emblem clips. It would complete the illusion. Like, it would have to be the ford oval proportions, and the clips would be toyota proportions, but the raised 'script' in the center would say toyota?

how much $$ if i wanted a dozen of em?

 

It would be below your current pack and be exactly the same as a block. Just bolted together with it. No flex limitations.

 

Just gotta say; it's good to have your sense of humor back up in here.

 

Wait, what??? I got distracted again

Wish PHM was in here, he's the comedian

 

Nada


Heads & fogs


Light bar


Everything


The heads don't want to cooperate, they don't want to adjust.... Fk it

 

Must be the shortwave radio clinging to her back under the dress.

 

I didn't notice that, must be the 2 midgets clinging to her waist under the dress

 

maybe there is a branch in the Boston Embassy.

 

Well we figured from his Amazon acct that he's a woman - so that weather girl may be him. Here is he?

 

Shitttttt

 

That's a battery pack. She's clearly a robot

 

That means it’s for sale

 

Good one.

 

I'll take 2

 

i has complete mr2 powertrain. YAY

 

Where's the turbo? Supercharger?

 

Good morning gents.

don't know why I'm up so early.....
take some time in your day to practice your skill set


That's talent my friend