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Tundras live: Where Dumb Dad Jokes get you banned, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Aug 16, 2022 at 7:27 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    As long as they aren't filled with fish, I could give a damn. Pass me a taco please.
     
  2. Aug 16, 2022 at 7:28 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Well, since nobody is going to give me the $75k it's kind of a moot point. My poor ass will just continue to drive my old 2014.
     
  3. Aug 16, 2022 at 7:31 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    I hear you. I'm more than okay with the Bifmobile being my last Tundra. I don't think I'll be able to afford a new truck ever again.
     
  4. Aug 16, 2022 at 7:41 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Maybe Mrs. Bandito will get a raise or something soon.
     
  5. Aug 16, 2022 at 7:42 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    "Old" :rofl:

    I could swear I just bought my 2012 car...
     
  6. Aug 16, 2022 at 7:42 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    As if she's going to let him spend her money.
     
  7. Aug 16, 2022 at 7:43 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  8. Aug 16, 2022 at 7:44 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    They are married. It's all her money.
     
  9. Aug 16, 2022 at 7:45 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    They gave her a raise but cut back her hours. :(
     
  10. Aug 16, 2022 at 7:46 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    She's the reason I have the Bifmobile. If it wasn't for her, I'd still be driving my Cement Pro. Don't get me wrong, I'm VERY happy that we have the new truck but I didn't want to trade in at the time.
     
  11. Aug 16, 2022 at 7:59 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Mrs Punishment was drooling over an AG Pro the day we test drove a 2020 Tundra but that stopped as soon as I said the words "at least $20k more".
     
  12. Aug 16, 2022 at 7:59 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    My condolences..
     
  13. Aug 16, 2022 at 8:00 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Well if that isn’t peachy!
     
  14. Aug 16, 2022 at 8:00 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    I call poppycock!
     
  15. Aug 16, 2022 at 8:02 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    Yeah, it's some shit. She works hard and is amazing at what she does. She seems to be appreciated by everybody except the person who seems to be running the place.
     
  16. Aug 16, 2022 at 8:05 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I was being funny, my condolences were for her being home more.
    (Please don't tell her I said that Joel)
     
  17. Aug 16, 2022 at 8:05 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    We were close to having the other one paid off so we basically reset our payments. I was trying to be fiscally responsible for the first time in my life and she over-ruled me. I'm glad we did though. It has just enough of the safety features to not drive me nuts and the upgrades from the old Pro is really nice.
     
  18. Aug 16, 2022 at 8:06 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    That is funny - I won't say a thing. :fistbump:
     
  19. Aug 16, 2022 at 8:08 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    I was mainly saying that’s BS for the “promotion”
     
  20. Aug 16, 2022 at 8:17 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yeah no joke, some bosses just need a throat punch
     
  21. Aug 16, 2022 at 8:21 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    You’d think a swift thumb to the head would wake them up, usually not the case
     
  22. Aug 16, 2022 at 11:32 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    That is some cold azz chit.
     
  23. Aug 17, 2022 at 1:56 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    The majority of people from Wisconsin
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  24. Aug 17, 2022 at 3:29 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Well, I've been awake since 1:30. Have to get up for work in an hour. Guess there's no point in trying to sleep.
     
  25. Aug 17, 2022 at 7:27 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    And so impractical for a lot of people. I did see an SRT Durango the other day and had to roll down my window just to listen to it. If I had to drive a mommy wagon all the time, that would be in the running.
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    I make a motion Toyota mandates the wheel designers take prototypes of their designs home and wash them 100 times before submitting for final approval.

    Do I have a second?


    I have a (theoretical) list of Toyota engineering jobs that don’t employ anyone that actually uses their designs. Wheel Designers are just the latest addition.
     
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    They're bringing back the SRT Durango
     
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  30. Aug 17, 2022 at 10:41 AM
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