Toyomafia - Clubhouse. CRU house!

I dunno, real redneck would be pulling it down the highway behind the lawnmower on 4 skateboards.

 

I always got a kick from going to the mens room at a big show during halftime and turn to the guy next to me and say, “nice dick”.
Usually you get some extra space…

 

You can do that in the ladies room too nowadays

 

Showing us your nuts and using your own hand as a size reference really doesn't help us. You'll need to resend the pics of your nuts using a measuring reference that's constant; such as a quarter or dollar bill!

 

...fuck I used to do the same thing at work; till I got called in to HR

 

I will do that when I harvest them!

 

Id have been flattered.

 

A banana is the preferred scale reference on the internet.

 

They are late this year, but a decent crop. My apples, on the other hand, are completely barren

 

The hazelnuts are small and sparse at our lake lot this year. It's the best year for saskatoons in a long time, though.

I'm not sure how my dad's apple tree is doing this year.

 

We had a very wet spring and early summer. Pollinators had a hard time getting out and trees all flowered late to boot. Fruit trees locally are pretty sparse. Blueberries are usually peaking in mid/late July and this year it was just last week.

 

Pretty sure I don't need to know about any other guy's bananas, fruits, nuts, or berries. This ain't San Fran' after all.

 

Nobody NEEDS the know. But some WANT to know.

 

What up cru!!!!!

 

WHAT UP!!!

 

debating a life of crime vs my current job

 

https://youtu.be/Qd43i1Sf0TY

 

Now for most people, we'd just think of breaking windows or shoplifting... but for @Fotnot "doing things" takes on a whole new meaning, and I can't shake the images of you drilling a pineapple, cactus, rusty tailpipe, etc.

"OMGosh! Andy! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE BLENDER!"

 

Please, please tuck that thing back out of sight, zip it up, and just let those hamsters go…

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/ChQ6jturaDF/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=

Tie downs are for pansies. Dude has a super duty.

 

Where/how did everyone get this notion that i'm some kind of perverted, sex-crazed maniac?

 

Now THAT took a certain level of skill!

 

You see that exhaust - he can pull that load 85 without even thinking… And it looks like he did.

I want to know how close the boat got to the concrete beam above… leaving it on top of another level would have won all the points.

 

Well, how many kids do you have under the age of 5? Isn't it like 7?

 

Quick answer is "clogging it up".

 

That i know about, live with me, ??? gotta be more specific