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Can you use it in a sentence?

 

Yesterday on my way home from work some still decided to pull out in front of an oncoming car and myself, causing us both to brake hard to avoid his dumbass. Then, because the distance was close, the still left me a parting gift of a chipped windshield.

 

Well, ill be hauling azz past you tonight actually. Headed up near Conconully for a long weekend. Then home for a few days (still on vaca) and off to Bumping Lake next weekend.

 

I would definitely use a less polite word than still in that scenario.

 

The garbage man came by about 30 minutes ago. It was 5 minutes ago that I discovered/remembered that old, no longer comfy pair of jeans I threw out last night had my Tundra key fob and $150 in cash in the left front pocket.

F.M.L.

 

That sucks.

 

Well, I thought Noah would tell the story, as I don't remember all the details. The gist of it was that a family member was driving and cut off or otherwise disturbed by another driver and called them a "fking retard!" A child in the back seat admonished that it's not nice to say that. So, next event of a similar nature and many more the offending driver was referred to as a "still!" Years later the child, now grown up, asked why he called them "stills?" He responded "Because they're STILL fking retards!"

 

I just pulled “bogart” from deep in my memory bank. Wow

 

And here I was thinking it was just a regularly used derogatory term in his region.

 

@GODZILLA I don't normally put pickles on my tuna sandwiches but I had an overwhelming craving today.

 

You pregnant?

 

I'd eat that, minus the cheese.

 

That's what I told her, and she got mad!

 

Nice, should be fun!
Funny though, I'm headed your way this weekend.

 

I'd eat it! Toasted bread might take it to the next level.

 

I enjoy toasted tomato and cheese quite often but, for whatever reason, I just don't like toasted bread when I do tuna.

 

Must be.

 

57 minutes…

 

Tuna fish and crackers is one of my favorite lunches.

Post your tuna recipe! Mine is mayo, yellow mustard, five large chopped green olives (with pimentos) and fresh ground pepper to start. From there I drop in whatever hot sauce I’m feeling. Likely some Worcestershire sauce too

 

I'm simple.

Plain white bread, tuna drained very well, mixed with Best Foods Mayo. That's it, unless I feel fancy and then I'll make some Campbell's Chicken Noodle or Lipton Noodle Soup to dip in.

 

I normally just do:
Whole wheat bread
Tuna with mayo
Cheese
Cucumber

If I'm feeling fancy, I'll put green onions in the tuna. When my wife makes it for our daughter, she also puts chopped pickles in the tuna, in addition to green onions. Sometimes dill, too.

 

Slight revision, if not having it with soup, finely chopped celery stirred in adds a nice bit of texture.

 

Sounds like something that should go in the ToyoMafia Cookbook!