Tundras live: Where Dumb Dad Jokes get you banned, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

For?

 

Hope you guys all slept well. I've been up since 2:30 because the dog apparently needs to howl every hour if it's a bit breezy outside.

 

Nope. I’m at work early as I got sick of staring at the ceiling.

Got some residual grumpy lingering from yesterday too, so today should be a blast

 

Nope. Couldn't sleep until after 11 and woke up 10-15 times panicking thinking I had slept through my alarm set for 4:45.... I miss coffee.

 

Slept decent, only 6 hours though.

The dog doesn't do well inside?

 

GAF levels low and “Wish a fucker would” levels high? That always makes for a tough day

 

He's slept inside every night of his life. Most of the time he's fine but there's the occasional night he just won't sleep. Either barks at every little thing or gets up every hour to have a drink or walk around or God knows what. Sunday night I think he slept badly because a thunderstorm finally blew in around 2. Not sure what his issue was last night.

 

Ordering Indian food for lunch from a hole-in-the-wall joint with a great reputation. That should fix my ‘tude.

 

It'll at least fix anything stuck up your butt, even if it isn't a stick.

 

Yep. Start the clock…

 

Not that I want to be associated with the Tesla Cult here, but I did just get a ride in a brand new Y. I’m not a big fan of the look compared to the 3, but holy chit the headroom is amazing.

 

Funny funny guy!
Yeah, I prefer the 3 on looks but I'm sure I'll end up with a Y later just for the size benefits.
Headroom, hatchback, ground clearance..

 

I'd rather have an S or X. They look so much better, but at near double the cost of the Model 3.... yeah, I'll just get a little Honda motorcycle and be a happy commuter.

 

Same here.
Yeah, not having unlimited funds really gets in the way of my lifestyle.

 

Speaking of.. just saw a white X

 

Subtle flex!

 

I want a Tesla Tank!

Yes I know that's not a real thing and I just made it up. Thought it was a cool name and wanted to be included.

 

You should hashtag it and start trending.

 

Given the performance of Tesla's "bulletproof" glass I don't have high hopes for their armored division....

 

Years late and underperforming…sounds like any govt contract

 

Today was fun…….


Backed up condensation line, 1” main that 8 3/4 lines drop into, our lead plumber says back pitch is ok……… that’s why they call me “the pitch bitch”

 

Water flows downhill...

 

Tell that to this plumber…… and no one else had the balls to cal him out, I just went and fixed the bull shit instead of listening to everyone kissing his ass(different call than this one)
Thankfully that renob, has been out for a back surgery for the past 2-3 months, I hope he doesn’t come back. He’s the same one upper that it rains 3” more at his house than any where in the city.

 

Sounds like that job having to be redone needs to be noted on his original work order. Let the uppers see the ineptitude.