You’re a burglar….

All the 3/8 sockets. This way when the 10mm disappears they can't even cheat.

 

I was going to say this!!

I guess I'll go with take all the cups.

 

Clarification question: Do we know these people? It might make it easier to be inconvenient depending on the person.

For example, if it's @Azblue being robbed, target all the tabs on the beer cans.

 

The plunger…

 

I wouldn't recommend robbing me, especially fucking with my beer. I am fairly heavily armed and live in a state that allows me to defend my home and my stuff.

 

All their s-traps?

 

This is one of the funniest things I have ever read on this forum LOL

My wife and kids would not know what to do if this happened, they'd probably leave the house every time to use the bathroom haha

This is flat out savage lol

My two options would be all the sink stoppers or all the trash cans.

 

What about leaving a random lava lamp somewhere?

 

All the knobs to the toilets.

edit and all the fridge handles

 

All window coverings or shades.

Fuel from all vehicles.

Light bulbs.

Mailbox.

 

Garage door sensors. Wonder how many times they would press the button.

 

Unplug the garage door openers and re-key the doors.
When they get in via locksmith and try to make a cocktail they discover all their booze has been replaced with a similar color liquid.

 

Ice Machine Box

 

@T-Rex266
All of your detailing supplies

 

Wouldn’t even take anything from inside. Id fill a bucket with water, turn their water main out by the street down to just shy of fully closed, fill the meter box with 2 bags of Fast-Set Quikrete, pour in some water, mix it up a little with a shovel, then leave.

 

This sounds rehearsed

 

Take the plug for his Tesla charger.

 

• Cut the elastic out the fitted sheet. You'll lose your "sheet" when that comes up in the middle of the night.
• File/saw off the tab to the breaker box switches. When it flips, they can't go back and turn them on easily.
• The flood sensor inside the ac drain pan. Won't notice until it floods.
• Spare key outside. Won't notice until you need it.
• Handles to the outdoor faucets.
• Mower blade(s)
• Trimmer string. But leave 1 foot worth on the trimmer so they can get started....but not finish. You know damn well they'll be in the furthest part of the yard from the house.
• Leave a penny in every single shoe. (Slight back story to this, but I digress)
• All but one of each size extra battery.
• 1 wheel on the trash can that rolls to the road.
• The little rubber piece on the back side of the brake in the vehicle so the brake lights are always on.
• The spare tire.

Plenty more, but that's enough to eat away at their soul for a while after I'm gone from the premises.

 

Take the kids ipad chargers. You'll think they just misplaced them and end up looking for hours.

 

Wouldn't work where I live. During the summer the "cold" water comes out hotter than the hot water.

 

I wouldn't even take things. I would leave things.

For example, use the family computer to look up a bunch of questionable websites, then leave them in the browser history.

Release a tarantula into the house.

Spray women's perfume and smear lipstick on the collars of the husbands work shirts.

Paint the underside of every doorknob and handle in the house with anti-seize.

Crumble saltine crackers into the beds, then brush most (but not all) of it out.

Hit the reverse switch on all of the ceiling fans. (yes most ceiling fans have a switch on them that reverses them)

If it is old enough to have a knob, replace the knob on the oven with one where the numbers are in different places.

Turn the refrigerator temperature up to 45 degrees. Still feels cold when you open it, but everything goes bad twice as fast.

Replace one piece of furniture in the living room with another piece that looks almost exactly like it, but not quite.

 

Then take can the can opener

 

the chain that connects the handle to the stopper in all the toilets.

 

Pull the P-traps from under all the sinks.

 

Or, just go to the pet store, buy 1,000 crickets and let 'em loose inside

 

More effectively, the big hissing cockroaches.

 

All the circuit breakers.

 

That's too obvious. Just disconnect the line supply to the main breaker at the top. Same effect, takes more time and effort to figure out.

 

Take a couple of goldfish and stuff 'em in the curtain rods. They'll never figure out where the stench is coming from