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You could try a rain dance!!!!

 

This was our street yesterday, django had fun!

 

This isn’t even full, we got some good rain, but it all came from mid town.
Supposedly the day my dad passed it was almost up our walkway, I’ve never seen it that bad, but I’m thankful we’re on the high side of the street; I’ve seen it get eerily close to our neighbors door step.

 

Has she always been like that? Or just after she got fired from there for doing the "fire hose" party trick?

 

Hahaha I’m north midtown basin. I can see Ft Lowel from my street, which technically is almost to the center of the basin, that’s why we get so much run off, ive seen manhole covers spewing outwards due to the underground tunnel backing up.

 

They just take take take huh?

 

Whoa whoa whoa. Let’s not get political with that valley nonsense.

 

But thankfully not a true basonian, he’s a transplant, didn’t know any better

 

It’s the boa dance…

 

...and that's how you end up w/snakes that swim!!!!

NOPE!!!!!!!

 

Hahah my kids were all up in that! Picking out trash and “boat stuff”

 

Thought you were going to say that in the half mile you had to wipe the sweat running down your back into your ass crack a dozen times

 

Nah. Let it flow. It's like a salty bidet.

 

Today the dew point was above 70, my ass crack was sweating for sure!!!

 

Speaking of bidets.... I ended up in a conversation w/my in-laws during a Father's Day dinner; it was weird!!!

Bottom line though is they had no idea what it was, and then once it was explained to them, they couldn't understand its proper use!

They are coming back over this weekend for the Mother in Law's birthday... Maybe I should initiate a conversation on duck butter....

 

That stuff dries and it’s not so pleasant. Not quite as bad as sand, but not far off

 

Go buy one if those bidet toilet seats and install it before they get there…

 

Yeah, but if he dehydrates in the desert; he can peel off some of that salt scrub, add a little water, and have all of the delicious mineral replacing fluids he would need!!!!

 

NWIH.... Her dad would end up trying it, and we'd have $hit sprayed all over the walls!!!

Cue the even more appropriate use of the following emoji thing....

 

Reminds of this Jackass sweatsuit cocktail https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmOFwdbObb4

 

I didn't even click the link and became nauseated. Just the thought...

 

I think that was the only stunt they did when I dry heaved