1st Gen. Lunch Table - General Discussion

Beer me!

 

You ain’t doing it right!

 

Because I want to learn to ocean surf too!

https://youtu.be/lfG895nlakE

 

Where would you guys order coilovers from? I’m based on Long Island in NY…

 

Awesome, thanks for posting!

 

Have you tried Kiteboarding? I promise you won’t be disappointed. Downside is the upfront cost of learning it and acquiring the gear, but once you do, you can do it anywhere where there is a long stretch of beach and wind.

 

Depends. What brand? And are you dead-set on coilovers, versus a pre-assembled static unit?

A lot of people use Wheelers Offroad or Toytec for coilovers. I think it really depends on what you personally want.

 

You saw the ad I posted. No takers yet so I’ve been thinking about just goin with the 4.10’s on the LSD, since it’s my daily and a lot of fwy miles, price of gas, blah blah blah. I was gonna go for 4.56’s but I don’t wanna regret anything. I might add that my fwy miles average 80-85 mph.

Alpha or Omega. Or both. Boner is not happening. You do know that right?

Good pumping swell right now for sure

haha. That guy was for real too

You’re so close I can almost smell you. You ever been on the beach off the clock and something happens and you spring to your feet and rip your shirt off and exclaim “Everyone get back! Don’t panic, everything’s gonna be OK, IM A LIFEGUARD!”
No? Oh. Just wondering.

 

I usually say “fucking panic! You’re all gonna die!!!”

 

It'd be the perfect complement for rusty nuts, no?

There's a reference with this song in particular, but nobody will get it. It's not the superficial message.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNN1uH-dGjM

 

https://youtu.be/zyTzS4Tjozg

I call mine Turdra, and would like someone to 3d print me some badges. Maybe a poop emoji in the 'T' oval in the grille. Id also want them black, so i could graft another 'R' in place of the 'N', but if i take em off, i'd have to pay money in order to put em back on, cause eff advertisement.

 

Interesting. I do have 3d printers 50 feet away from my cubicle at work. However I don’t think I have access, since they’re typically for the mechanical engineers. Plus if someone saw me printing a poop emoji badge, that might not go over well.

 

It’s easier to ask for forgiveness……

 

just tell em you're learning, and they'll make all kinds of silly stuff. Trying to talk my buddy into getting one, he's a cnc tech for a pistol company, and we took cad/cam together in high school, so i know he can figure it out.

 

Or give them fuel to let me go within a year or two of meeting my retirement goal.

Once I get past my goal, expect all kinds of mischief to ensue.

Until that time I expect to be an angel.

 

Brainstorming here.

got a free cooler, wanna mod it. Rehinge or clasps on both sides?

i want rubber seals, HD hinges/clasps, maybe a 12v or propane/ammonia rv fridge chiller to run off a solar panel or propane tank... maybe build a bracket to hang off the bed extender to lower it. No idea is too dumb.

 

Rehinge and fill with ice and beer. That's a $50-60 chilly-bin. Judging by the front of the FGT in the background, you've got better places to spend your time and money at the present and could use the liquid encouragement during that project.

 

Deer dont care, but far fewer people pull out in front of me. With the bumper i felt like R.D. 'couldnt get no respect'. But without the bumper, there has been a noticeable increase in the number of people who wait for me to pass. And when it do get 'up on em' they get out of the left lane. But that might have more to do with my 'mirror lights'.

 

I would cut some rectangles out of an old holey leather glove. Unscrew the hinges, place the leather underneath and screw the hinges back on... fill with ice and barley pops. rinse and repeat as needed

 

How about an integrated boombox? Bring the party wherever you go.

 

training my dog to attack people with stereo's at the river. Solid idea.

 

Like he will be wearing a mobile dog vest speaker system, and bombard people with music and get them to leave?

 

Opposite. I understood that Mr. Bee, like me, doesn’t go out into nature to hear other peoples’ shitty music.

 

He's gonna be playing celine dion while he mauls.

 

https://youtu.be/JjuZDzM9gos

 

It was the worst Celine song I could think of that would be epic with a slow-mo mauling video.

 

I wish neuro scientists had studied emotion instead of chunking out pills to fix batshit.

when he shifts from curiosity to kill, pantera starts.
https://youtu.be/tymWpEU8wpM

 

I can picture this playing while his dog is mauling people in slow motion.

 

I can see you thought of it already before I did.