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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jul 1, 2022 at 2:05 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    yessir.

    I mean, there might be other ways, but that one's the best.

    Edit: You have to be fast with this crew, or your insinuations will already have been chewed up and spat out...
     
  2. Jul 1, 2022 at 2:11 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yessir!
    My folks are up in Bellingham right now actually, camping at Larrabee SP.
     
  3. Jul 1, 2022 at 2:14 PM
    Randy Morton

    Randy Morton Life takes its toll, please have exact change.

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    I keep my phones until they die a natural death, or the system refuses to run the few apps I use. When that happens, I go to a local used phone shop and pick out the cheapest thing they have that will work. I usually walk out with a functional phone for around a hundred bucks, and it lasts me for years. I let some poor schmuck that has to have the latest and greatest take the financial hit, and I save when he's blinded by some new phone widget.
     
  4. Jul 1, 2022 at 2:15 PM
    Wixo

    Wixo The Best Member

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    When you come in looking for sushi :notsure: :annoyed:
     
  5. Jul 1, 2022 at 2:16 PM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    It’s mixed in somewhere! Just jump in water is fine anyways!
     
  6. Jul 1, 2022 at 2:19 PM
    Wixo

    Wixo The Best Member

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    Have been for like 15 mins...not 1 pic
     
  7. Jul 1, 2022 at 2:19 PM
    chuckfinley

    chuckfinley New Member

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  8. Jul 1, 2022 at 2:22 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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  9. Jul 1, 2022 at 2:31 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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  10. Jul 1, 2022 at 2:31 PM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    That's a god damn sexy pic. Is there a black Camaro hiding back there in the corner?
     
  11. Jul 1, 2022 at 2:34 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Proud dad moment, this was my daughter's first solo catch a couple years ago. Lake Chelan cutthroat!
    Screenshot_20220701-142650_Instagram.jpg
     
  12. Jul 1, 2022 at 2:35 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Lemme get that garage
     
  13. Jul 1, 2022 at 2:38 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    And she’s not scared! Cute kid!
     
  14. Jul 1, 2022 at 2:42 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    I don't and I refuse to accept it.
     
  15. Jul 1, 2022 at 2:45 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    It's been a minute since there's been sushi. I'll try to correct that this weekend.
     
  16. Jul 1, 2022 at 2:45 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Thanks man.
    Yeah, not at all. She's the kid that likes to dissect everything. Loves to be involved when we gut and butcher game too. :D
     
  17. Jul 1, 2022 at 2:52 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    The SoAz….. big surprise
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    Grey beard crew!
    Sweet lil angel!
     
  18. Jul 1, 2022 at 2:54 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Current situation.
    20220701_175249.jpg
     
  19. Jul 1, 2022 at 2:56 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :D:fistbump:
     
  20. Jul 1, 2022 at 3:00 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    great spot, but kind of a zoo. Camped there a lot in college.

    we have been a little light on sushi as of late…but any foodie pics are appreciated
     
  21. Jul 1, 2022 at 3:03 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    It took seven managers. Most of them not caring and some even saying it wasn’t possible. But today, after five years, I finally got the promotion I’ve been pushing for.

    Tonight we celebrate!
     
    Dsptundra, GODZILLA, JMB and 9 others like this.
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    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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  23. Jul 1, 2022 at 3:06 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
     
  24. Jul 1, 2022 at 3:07 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I have nothing as exciting as a promotion, but the wheels sold for asking price. I know many people have had issues using Craigslist but every time I have posted it has been a pretty decent experience.
     
  25. Jul 1, 2022 at 3:12 PM
    T-Rex266

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    woot! Congrats!
     
  26. Jul 1, 2022 at 3:25 PM
    chuckfinley

    chuckfinley New Member

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    That would be a 2010 Camaro 2SS, manual, in Imperial Blue Metallic :) 12k miles.
     
  27. Jul 1, 2022 at 3:27 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Even faster absorption can be achieved by eyeballing; but, I would not recommend it!!! Most of what I've heard about the technique involves vodka!!!
    upload_2022-7-1_15-33-43.jpg
     
  28. Jul 1, 2022 at 3:28 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I knew chicks in school that would soak a tampon; pop it in; and then head off to class!!!
     
  29. Jul 1, 2022 at 3:31 PM
    Wixo

    Wixo The Best Member

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  30. Jul 1, 2022 at 3:33 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    I like the chicks you party with!
     

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