Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Ha!, yeah definitely. The morning started with heavy clouds and I got caught away from the cabin for a couple of hours. They cleared and I burned. The pic was evening, though, after sunset. Fun fact I was reminded of only a short time before that fish and I posed for a selfie - - whiskey soothes sunburn pain really well.

Pond fishing in Texas is usually bass, cats, perch, and crappie. That's about all bird feet will bring. TPWD will stock trout or walleye if you ask, but a Texas summer will do them in pretty easy. It's fun enough. Even funner when soothing a sunburn.

 

You'll love it, welcome to the family!

 

I can't get past the fact that iPhone's don't have a back button.

 

Let's just pretend it never happened..

 

It's just my lame reason for not wanting to learn a new phone platform.

 

Bromancipation

 

I see you are a member of the gray beard club too.
*secret handshake *

 

My 6s still has a real home button; which is kinda like a back button... Either way, I refuse to trade it in until it's pried from my hands!!!

 

My wife and I have 4 year old S9's, trying to keep them as long as possible!

 

Unfortunately, Apple refuses to let us just enjoy our older and less intrusive tech... I'm not sure at what point the thought of a $1,000 phone (that becomes basically disposable after a year) made sense to anyone; but the masses are soaking it up, so I'm definitely in the minority of opinion on this topic!

 

Congrats on the fishing! I hope you kept that one.

Not trying to be a jerk, but learned from a fish biologist buddy of mine.

 

Nah, you're not wrong. I got an S5 new and kept it until the S10 came out, and only moved to the 10 when I cracked the screen. I'll wait to get another until this one's on its last leg too.

 

yep I have a 7 because the company made me upgrade a couple years ago

 

Not a jerk - - being informative... Yeah, I was getting the selfie. 'Their jaw will almost always break' is a little hyperbole, especially for smaller fish, but it surely can. The one in the pic was maybe 3 pounds at most, but starting about that size it's good advice.

I'm C&R with just about anything I drag out of a pond. A blue cat 4 to maybe 8 pounds might find its way into a pan, but nothing else.

 

Yup. Breaks or dislocates and they starve. Glad you already knew!

I don't keep fish either, but I might just to make @Azblue gag at the thought of eating them.

 

I'll be celebrating up by the Cunuck border this weekend.
Happy 4th and Canada day!

 

Administered orally I presume?

 

Ditto! But I bet there is a mountain range between us.

 

Topically and rectal I presume?

 

Ewwww

 

You know that’s a thing right?

 

yessir.

I mean, there might be other ways, but that one's the best.

Edit: You have to be fast with this crew, or your insinuations will already have been chewed up and spat out...

 

Yessir!
My folks are up in Bellingham right now actually, camping at Larrabee SP.

 

I keep my phones until they die a natural death, or the system refuses to run the few apps I use. When that happens, I go to a local used phone shop and pick out the cheapest thing they have that will work. I usually walk out with a functional phone for around a hundred bucks, and it lasts me for years. I let some poor schmuck that has to have the latest and greatest take the financial hit, and I save when he's blinded by some new phone widget.

 

When you come in looking for sushi