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When your wife gets tired of your dirty truck

Discussion in 'General Tundra Discussion' started by BillyB, Jun 7, 2022.

  1. Jun 7, 2022 at 8:06 PM
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    I only feel the real need to wash after driving on sand.
     
  2. Jun 7, 2022 at 8:07 PM
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    EmergencyMaximum

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    What is happening in the pic? Is this some kind of sacrifice-offering ritual to Toyogods?
     
  3. Jun 7, 2022 at 8:08 PM
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  4. Jun 7, 2022 at 8:17 PM
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  5. Jun 7, 2022 at 8:29 PM
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    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Maybe just fine tuning after a buff and polish, get the cut offs perky
     
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  6. Jun 7, 2022 at 8:33 PM
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    Hers or the truck's
     
  8. Jun 7, 2022 at 9:52 PM
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    You better be wearing a banana hammock, flip flops, and a gold chain with your middle finger out.

    You’re a lucky sombitch. My wife sucks ass at being sexy and washing my Lexus.

     
  9. Jun 7, 2022 at 9:54 PM
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    ColoradoTJ

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    @Huntv
    You post something like that again and you will be permanently banned. :rofl:

    495843D1-A0B0-4CAD-9CF8-799C9CB2D2E6.jpg
     
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  10. Jun 7, 2022 at 9:55 PM
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    Hightide

    Hightide SSEM #88 - 3MW - ASCM #2 RGBA#Q

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    Posi-traction 4 on the floor Fuzzy dice

    Reported.

    Mods can we get a permanent ban?
     
    Last edited: Jun 7, 2022
  11. Jun 7, 2022 at 9:57 PM
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    Hightide

    Hightide SSEM #88 - 3MW - ASCM #2 RGBA#Q

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    Posi-traction 4 on the floor Fuzzy dice

    It’s a sexy chick holding a ToyoMafia flag.
    Pretty self explanatory.
    Chicks dig ToyoMafia guys.
     
  12. Jun 7, 2022 at 9:59 PM
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    Dammit man. Quit quoting it. I need eye bleach!
     
  13. Jun 7, 2022 at 10:02 PM
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    Hightide

    Hightide SSEM #88 - 3MW - ASCM #2 RGBA#Q

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    Fixed it.


    upload_2022-6-8_0-2-3.jpg
     
  14. Jun 7, 2022 at 10:04 PM
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    You are a good man sir.
     
  15. Jun 7, 2022 at 11:37 PM
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    Hahaha, oh for sure!
     
  16. Jun 8, 2022 at 5:00 AM
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    Relax Francis!
     
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  17. Jun 8, 2022 at 5:35 AM
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    EmergencyMaximum

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    So, @BillyB , does she have a sister?
     
  18. Jun 8, 2022 at 5:52 AM
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    Melikeymy beer

    Melikeymy beer No cooler for you!

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    I am highly offended.

    That was impressive how she landed on her feet like a cat. I would be in a body cast.
     
  19. Jun 8, 2022 at 6:30 AM
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    Very subtle, nicely played! :thumbsup:
     
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  20. Jun 8, 2022 at 6:50 AM
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    COTundie Whoa Black Betty

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    Can't. Stop. Watching.

    Some interesting ninja skills going on there
     
  21. Jun 8, 2022 at 11:34 AM
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Damn it... Stop objectifying women!!!

    :rofl:
     
  22. Jun 8, 2022 at 11:51 AM
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    upload_2022-6-8_13-51-5.jpg




    .

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    .





     
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  23. Jun 8, 2022 at 12:08 PM
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  24. Jun 8, 2022 at 12:08 PM
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    ToyoMafia

    ToyoMafia SSEM #15-3MW-RGBA#?-@toyomafiaworld Vendor

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    I didn’t do shit. Well I provided a flag. Lol
     
  25. Jun 8, 2022 at 12:16 PM
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    By the way... Can you have her turn around please???
     
  26. Jun 8, 2022 at 12:22 PM
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    LOL @Hightide Are you sure that pic is not a Florida tradition?
     
  27. Jun 8, 2022 at 12:28 PM
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Ok, this is seriously off topic. But, does anyone know why every time I click "like" on one of @GODZILLA's posts Amazon recommends I purchase a Flexzilla Air Hose??
    [​IMG]

    Is my activity :spy: being monitored on this forum??
     
  28. Jun 8, 2022 at 12:35 PM
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    Hightide

    Hightide SSEM #88 - 3MW - ASCM #2 RGBA#Q

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    If it happens more than once, it’s tradition.
    So, yes.
     
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  29. Jun 8, 2022 at 12:37 PM
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    Hightide

    Hightide SSEM #88 - 3MW - ASCM #2 RGBA#Q

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    Just buy it and stop complaining.
    You should the suggestions on some other threads.
    Downright offensive.
     
  30. Jun 8, 2022 at 12:38 PM
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    ToyoMafia

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    Wonder what thread has the worst suggestions
     

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