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Also I just read this whole thread , laughing while I'm at work bc I don't know what the fuck it's about but it's funny, co worker asks what I'm laughing about to which I laugh even harder because I can't explain it lol

 

Is this real life?

 

https://www.google.com/search?q=you...ate=ive&vld=cid:8cebdde0,vid:pz1rjq5emKY,st:0

 

Thiseth iseth theeth besteth threadeth.....

 

Or just fantasy......

 

Definitely clicked on watchesteth thisa threadeth

 

Aw! That is SO cute! Three of our four cats love to cuddle with me. One at a time though.
That is the ultimate compliment you can get from a cat. "I love and trust you so much I can fall asleep on you!"

 

Orange kitteh (Ghengis Klaw) is firmly wedged up his mother's nether regions. He will love on me if I'm standing next to the kitteh fuel dispenser but that is where it ends.

Gray kitteh (G. Gordon Kitty) loves his mommy AND daddy. He's as close to a barn kat I've ever had without actually growing up in our barn.

 

That's one Yuuuge Pussss......eeee

 

As if. That piece of pussy is 5 years old.

And he is a perfect love bug.

 

Narrated in ye olde English, no less!

Only way to understand it was get a sixer deep while reading the count of Monte Cristo……or down some shrooms with hagrid.

I live too far from hagrid so….monte cristo it was.

 

An update to the kitty-beast paddock:







I rescued him as a kitten from a litter that was under the neighbors shed at dad's house. His name is BB and he's the biggest love bug in all the land. Loudest of all the purrs. Bestest kitty.

edit: I'm half in the bag in the last image.

 

Not a cat guy but my wife has this long hair black cat with a single strand of white on her chest. I kinda like that one. Her ex was mean to it so one night it took a dump on his chest and it stuck to his chest hair and would pee on his clothes. So yeah I'm nice to it.

I want to also commend you on the glorious mullet/stache combo. If I could, I would.

 

My hair was half-pickled too in that snap.

 

@Eurodriver

That honey pimento pepper garbage is back at Chick Fillit. I hope your "tires of shame" can make it there.