Toyomafia - Clubhouse. CRU house!

Found my wooden leg.

Wha'd I miss?

 

@Outbound wants an AK47 and is slightly shorter than your average toddler but with twice the attitude so it evens out.

I did my best, with the help of my buddy @War Machine , to piss off weight and hair challenged individuals.

@ToyoMafia sets grills on fire and he may be the criminal mastermind known the world over as "Tommy Pyro." He also told the crew about my feet fetish, not just any feet, mind you. Only Tom's. @Jim LE 1301 is leading the investigation and secretly hoping the trail leads to Whataburger. I think that covers it.

Oh, wait. One of @Fotnot 's role-playing slaves was caught on a stoplight camera trying to make an escape. He didn't make it very far.

 

Thanks for the recap yesterday. I had to drive 300 miles in the rain with a cranky toddler and couldn't keep up with you guys.

On the plus side, I still have all my hair and weigh what I did in high school.

 

I see that. I have an Audible credit or two to use up.

Travelling to Russia probably isn't all that advisable these days. On the upside, my SKS is Russian. Numbers matching too.

 

Lay off the Kit Kats today.

 

https://youtu.be/pRWmGD4vIOE

 

How’d you know I was eating KitKats?!

 

The amount of "slime" left behind was what helped me get back to him. plus he was practically glued to the sidewalk another 75' past this mark. what an idiot!

 

It's my job to know things.

 

Well, stay away from my Crape Myrtles. I was walking over to check on the neighbor Wednesday night and saw that I had some growth at the bottom of my Crape. I went to pull them off and my hand slipped on one. It took the leaves off and was really wet. I tried again and it got something on inside of my left bicep. About 15 minutes later, I'm talking to my neighbor and my arm is itching. I look at it and I've got bumps and it itches like crazy. Went home, took off my shirt and my arm must have touched my side. I put some poison ivy shit I have on it (the neighbor is growing poison Ivy about 5 feet from the tree. About 20 minutes later, I've got bumps on my side. Then a few on my chest. They look like bug bites or zits without the whitehead. There's a bunch on my bicep, 3 clustered on my side. One or two bumps on my chest. One on my left wrist, two on my right arm, and now on there's one that popped up on my right hand. They itch like I've been bit by a mosquito and there's really no relief.

I don't think it's poison ivy, I think there was some kind of pollen on the tree that I must be allergic too. Anyways, if you must run surveillance on me, be sure to not hide near that tree in your short shorts.

 

Jim has to wear those so he can move like a cheetah

 

Saw a lil nostalgia drink today and picked it up. I used to order these by the case at cost when I was 20 working as a backdoor manager (insert TWSS) at a grocery store. Haven't seen one in a long while

 

This guy only drinks these. I've never seen him with anything else.

 

Does he also wear his hat backwards and Affliction t shirts?

 

Sounds like you have Monkey Pox.

 

Nice knowing you.

 

Did you respond to a Mark Wahlberg gif with a scene from a Mark Wahlberg movie that doesn’t include him, when said film has epic scenes with him telling people to go fuck themselves?
Your scene also includes Matt Damon, who (spoiler alert) Mark Wahlberg kills in the film. Alec Baldwin (spoiler alert) dies in that movie also. Mark Wahlberg is pretty much (spoiler alert) the only guy who doesn’t die in that movie. He literally won The Departed.

Pathetic.

 

PERFECTION

 

See that @Cpl_Punishment ?

 

Aren't you always??

 

Don't forget the bedazzled jeans

 

Probably, never seen him out of scrubs but he has a hat hanging in his locker.

 

Hoping you never have to see him out of scrubs.
For your sake and ours.

 

I love you

 

33 years I've been waiting to hear those words from you.

 

Shit. It was a typo. I meant to say I love YouTube

 

Impossible. @Fotnot stole her from me months ago. I have it on video.

You shouldn't lie.



I ended up going to Quick Care because I starting getting the chills and they bill the VA. They weren't joking about their name - I was in and out of there in about 20 minutes. Doc said it looked like Contact Dermatitis but because nothing was working, gave me a steroid shot and a steroid prescription to start tomorrow. I also have steroid cream for any new ones that pop up.

Male nurse came in to give me the shot in the ass. I get shots and bloodwork all of the time. I thought I was immune to shot pain. Holy shit that steroid shot hurt. I told the dude I've been there 3 times and 2 out of the 3 times I've gotten a shot in my ass cheek. I'm gonna start going somewhere else.

Still fucking itches.