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Toyomafia - Clubhouse. CRU house!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by ToyoMafia, Nov 30, 2020.

  1. May 19, 2022 at 2:39 PM
    ToyoMafia

    ToyoMafia [OP] SSEM #15-3MW-RGBA#?-@toyomafiaworld Vendor

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    O fuck yes they can.
     
  2. May 19, 2022 at 3:04 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    Let me clarify my fat comment because I didn't mean to offend. I leave that to @War Machine . ;)

    If I get too overweight and my cardiovascular system goes to shit, I have to get on chemo. I tried chemo once and didn't handle it well. So the VA Pharmacists want to make me take these meds and all of them either affect my heart or make me fat or cause depression. I'd rather just have something I can take when I'm at a 10 on the migraine richter scale. Their argument is that I can't take the abortive more than twice a week, my argument is that I wouldn't take them more than twice a week, but at least I'd get some relief twice in that week rather than no relief at all.

    So anyways, that's why I said that about being fat. As far as bald, I'm a very ugly bald person.

    I offended a dude in the AMVETS because I was making a t-shirt order for the post and he needed a 5XL. I told the place we had some big boys in the group (one of them being a close friend of mine who though it was funny when I called him a "Big Boy"). Anyways, he caught wind of it and got his feelings hurt, then demanded I apologize to him at one of our meetings. Freaking Air Force...

    I was going to apologize and then Mrs. Bandito said "Tell him to go to Hell. It's not your fault he's a fat ass." She's like Confucius sometimes.
     
  3. May 19, 2022 at 3:15 PM
    MARanger

    MARanger Lost in the woods

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    Cause Stone Cold said so

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  4. May 19, 2022 at 3:21 PM
    MARanger

    MARanger Lost in the woods

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    I’d prefer Doug Toby’s. He made it famous

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  5. May 19, 2022 at 3:21 PM
    Fotnot

    Fotnot SSEM #69; LRCS#1

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    Without getting political.....
    Um, yes they f*cking cano_O:rolleyes:

    :rofl:
     
  6. May 19, 2022 at 3:23 PM
    Fotnot

    Fotnot SSEM #69; LRCS#1

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    So the big guy obviously isn't thick skinned. He's just a fat pu$$y
     
  7. May 19, 2022 at 3:28 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    He’s not Swayze though.
     
  8. May 19, 2022 at 3:31 PM
    MARanger

    MARanger Lost in the woods

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    True, though by default would make Toby’s more Irrelevant and rare, therefore more collectible
     
  9. May 19, 2022 at 3:40 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Delete this. Nobody cares what fat people think, and bald people can fuck off. Mrs. Bandito knows what’s up.

    If someone gets upset then maybe they should have thought about that before they got fat and bald.
     
  10. May 19, 2022 at 3:42 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Hail to the King, Baby.

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::bananadead:
     
  11. May 19, 2022 at 3:42 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    By that logic, then Troy Aikman’s game jersey should have value.
     
  12. May 19, 2022 at 3:42 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Hail to the King, Baby.

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    As a fat man that shaves his head, I approve of this message.
     
  13. May 19, 2022 at 3:43 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    You can especially kiss my ass.
     
  14. May 19, 2022 at 3:43 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Hail to the King, Baby.

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    But some second fiddles are cooler than the firsts. I mean... Iron Man > War Machine or is it War Machine > Iron Man?
     
  15. May 19, 2022 at 3:44 PM
    Outbound

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    As someone fighting the battle of the bulge and who is losing his hair, I think I'm going to be offended!
     
  16. May 19, 2022 at 3:44 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Hail to the King, Baby.

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    I assume this is for the voluntary baldness vs natural?
     
  17. May 19, 2022 at 3:46 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Who the hell is Iron Man?
     
  18. May 19, 2022 at 3:47 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    I doubt you’re fighting it that much.
     
  19. May 19, 2022 at 3:50 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    It’s for not keeping the awesome username I gave you.
     
  20. May 19, 2022 at 3:53 PM
    MARanger

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    It doesn’t? His commentary is on point
     
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  21. May 19, 2022 at 3:54 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Hail to the King, Baby.

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    You gave me? Pfft. It was my own mistake that I made, and you tried to saddle me with it. The only mistakes that follow you forever are kids, and I don't have those, so I get to erase my mistakes if I want to! :p Next you're gonna tell me I have to pay you for it, but I didn't want it in the first place! If you had just let me use the coat hanger like I wanted to...
     
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  22. May 19, 2022 at 3:54 PM
    MARanger

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    I’ve missed most of this, but as a fat guy im too lazy to go back and read it, and as a bald guy I save $40 a year on haircuts
     
  23. May 19, 2022 at 3:57 PM
    Outbound

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    Yeah, the last couple months have been rough. :(
     
  24. May 19, 2022 at 3:58 PM
    War Machine

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    For some reason @TaquitoBandito said he’d leave being offensive to me. No idea why he’d say that, but I just ran with it. Trying to be supportive.
     
  25. May 19, 2022 at 3:59 PM
    War Machine

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    I wouldn’t know. I’d never listen to a Dallas Cowboy speak.
     
  26. May 19, 2022 at 4:00 PM
    War Machine

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    Yeah I’ve had a rough decade too.
     
  27. May 19, 2022 at 4:03 PM
    Rgross2112

    Rgross2112 ASCM #5: Just like Sick and Disgusting

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    My feelings have been hurt
     
  28. May 19, 2022 at 4:09 PM
    War Machine

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    I’d be slim like @ToyoMafia if I cooked like he does.
     
  29. May 19, 2022 at 4:09 PM
    MARanger

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    As I tell my kids……just don’t have feelings
     
  30. May 19, 2022 at 4:16 PM
    War Machine

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    Kids don’t have to follow you forever. Me and @Outbound both had our fathers abandon us.
     

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